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Front Office => Open General Bullshit => Topic started by: lazerc on October 27, 2014, 09:57:19 pm

Title: salithus appreciation station
Post by: lazerc on October 27, 2014, 09:57:19 pm
he was a goober and had/has a fat wife
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Post by: Ernesto Che Guevara on October 28, 2014, 04:53:16 pm
im gay
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Post by: kenmorningstar on October 29, 2014, 11:05:51 pm
This thread is going places.
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Post by: CriminallyStylish on October 30, 2014, 07:13:04 pm
Fat wives give the best BJ's, or so I've heard (learned)
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Post by: Rey the Great on November 06, 2014, 01:02:58 am
miss u salithus
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Post by: CriminallyStylish on November 06, 2014, 08:15:26 pm
miss u salithus

dude why wont you die
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Post by: Rey the Great on November 10, 2014, 02:56:01 pm
that's a bit extreme!
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Post by: lazerc on November 20, 2014, 08:33:28 pm
rey's sig makes me laugh every time i look at it real talk
Title: Re: salithus appreciation station
Post by: lazerc on November 20, 2014, 08:34:52 pm
Fat wives give the best BJ's, or so I've heard (learned)
actually tho the best head i ever got was from a chick who was skinny but had huge tits and also had some weird droopy eyelids or some shit like i don't think she was defective but she looked better with sunglasses on. the head was great but i was too drunk to finish
Title: Re: salithus appreciation station
Post by: Rey the Great on January 24, 2015, 04:07:25 am
rey's sig makes me laugh every time i look at it real talk

i have sigs disabled but if it's funny it's probably either a screenshot of a (http://florida.arrests.org/thumbs/Pinellas/1250000/1223180.jpg)/freelancer post or NLF
Title: Re: salithus appreciation station
Post by: lazerc on February 01, 2015, 05:06:30 pm
Fat wives give the best BJ's, or so I've heard (learned)
actually tho the best head i ever got was from a chick who was skinny but had huge tits and also had some weird droopy eyelids or some shit like i don't think she was defective but she looked better with sunglasses on. the head was great but i was too drunk to finish
bj update
i got head from a chick who is a fat, also identifies as asexual (lol) and has a tumblr. dome was PhD shit went on for like 40 minutes
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Post by: CriminallyStylish on February 02, 2015, 05:22:03 am
Hint: She was asexual. Girls who love giving BJ's love giving pleasure and satisfying cock, which makes a god BJ. She obviously did not have a sufficiently burning desire for your meat-rod because of her asexuality
Title: Re: salithus appreciation station
Post by: lazerc on February 04, 2015, 08:25:36 pm
Hint: She was asexual. Girls who love giving BJ's love giving pleasure and satisfying cock, which makes a god BJ. She obviously did not have a sufficiently burning desire for your meat-rod because of her asexuality
she ended up receiving the bonehammer anyway. and now she's questioning her asexuality or some shit lol
Title: Re: salithus appreciation station
Post by: mrwuss on February 07, 2015, 02:46:41 am
"asexual" is code for "too fat to fuck"