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Title: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 07, 2014, 11:45:57 pm
I attacked an alliance on a no attack list.

(http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q664/ihavereservationsatdorsia/Ifuckedupcomic_zps3a96363e.png)

I'll post the finishing part of this two part comic tomorrow.  Please let us keep raiding them.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 07, 2014, 11:59:52 pm
you posted the goons irc password :waycool:
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 08, 2014, 12:04:16 am
you posted the goons irc password :waycool:

Fixed, thanks.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: CriminallyStylish on July 08, 2014, 12:39:33 am
Original, funny and sufficient in length. Only complaint would be the resolution but that's nitpicking, if it were up to me this would be more than enough.

But then again mrwuss runs these boards and he is black so basically you're fucked
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Michaellaneous on July 08, 2014, 03:28:14 am
Do you not have learned anything? Wasted warslot, pffft... :colbert:

You know what, I had to give up a perfect 130 tech raid target for that shit. You suck Pat.

e: Comic is decent I guess :shrug:
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Do Not Fear Jizz on July 08, 2014, 06:28:21 am
terms:

give me 100 tech


(mrwuss pls use this term)
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Valhalla on July 08, 2014, 06:48:27 am
Nice comic mate.
Mrwuss isn't particulary known for being a good sport, so you might have to do another one.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: mrwuss on July 08, 2014, 06:52:49 am
Stop being a complete child, grow up and see how life really works before telling everyone how it works in your utopian brain.

Send Jizz 100t

Send me 100t for calling me white


These are your collective terms.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 08, 2014, 07:59:25 am
Stop being a complete child, grow up and see how life really works before telling everyone how it works in your utopian brain.

Send Jizz 100t

Send me 100t for calling me white


These are your collective terms.

For the record I actually did know that you were black.  It came up in another thread somewhere.  The only comments directed at you were the ones where I quoted you.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: mrwuss on July 08, 2014, 08:04:42 am
Stop being a complete child, grow up and see how life really works before telling everyone how it works in your utopian brain.

Send Jizz 100t

Send me 100t for calling me white


These are your collective terms.

For the record I actually did know that you were black.  It came up in another thread somewhere.  The only comments directed at you were the ones where I quoted you.

whers my tech
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 08, 2014, 08:17:39 am
Stop being a complete child, grow up and see how life really works before telling everyone how it works in your utopian brain.

Send Jizz 100t

Send me 100t for calling me white


These are your collective terms.

For the record I actually did know that you were black.  It came up in another thread somewhere.  The only comments directed at you were the ones where I quoted you.

whers my tech
Sent
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 08, 2014, 04:55:09 pm
Idk where you got the gif for my avatar,  but years ago before I rerolled I was in an alliance called ADI.  The nerd in that gif looks just like the leader, Warbuck, who used to post beer reviews on the forums.  I'm like 99% sure it's actually him.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 08, 2014, 07:03:22 pm
i got it from a fat nerd beer review so probs!
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 08, 2014, 07:09:31 pm
Stop being a complete child, grow up and see how life really works before telling everyone how it works in your utopian brain.

Send Jizz 100t

Send me 100t for calling me white


These are your collective terms.

For the record I actually did know that you were black.  It came up in another thread somewhere.  The only comments directed at you were the ones where I quoted you.

whers my tech
Sent

trying to buy respect never works hth
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 08, 2014, 07:49:46 pm
Quote
trying to buy respect never works hth

I throw money at things and make them go away.   That's how us white priveledged kids are taught to handle things.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: mrwuss on July 08, 2014, 09:30:12 pm
never said i was going to respect him
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 08, 2014, 09:54:36 pm
If you respect anyone in this alliance please do the world a favor and kill yourself before you reproduce.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 08, 2014, 10:06:17 pm
The can't change avatar, bitch member group is woefully overstated
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Romeo Charlie on July 09, 2014, 12:07:50 am
Where's part 2 of the comic?
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: kenmorningstar on July 09, 2014, 12:51:11 am
I will ban you if you don't send me 100 tech as well.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Do Not Fear Jizz on July 09, 2014, 05:01:04 am
Stop being a complete child, grow up and see how life really works before telling everyone how it works in your utopian brain.

Send Jizz 100t

Send me 100t for calling me white


These are your collective terms.

For the record I actually did know that you were black.  It came up in another thread somewhere.  The only comments directed at you were the ones where I quoted you.

whers my tech
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: mrwuss on July 09, 2014, 07:30:22 am
ken is p cool

send him jizz's tech

Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 09, 2014, 09:49:23 am
The can't change avatar, bitch member group is woefully overstated

Your creepy obsession with me is flattering, however can you please keep your gay fantasies about me to maybe two posts per thread?  I mean for everyone elses sake.  Must every thread turn into what equivalates into a Bateman/Destroyer Goon marital spout.  PM me if you really can't resist.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 09, 2014, 09:53:17 am
ken is p cool

send him jizz's tech

I'll send his tech along with some Adventura cd's for his wife.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: CriminallyStylish on July 09, 2014, 10:39:34 am
The can't change avatar, bitch member group is woefully overstated

Your creepy obsession with me is flattering, however can you please keep your gay fantasies about me to maybe two posts per thread?  I mean for everyone elses sake.  Must every thread turn into what equivalates into a Bateman/Destroyer Goon marital spout.  PM me if you really can't resist.

Pat Bateman come to Oslo and I will beat you up IRL
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Marx on July 09, 2014, 11:31:30 am
im gay

mlyp
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Michaellaneous on July 09, 2014, 11:39:55 am
The can't change avatar, bitch member group is woefully overstated

Your creepy obsession with me is flattering, however can you please keep your gay fantasies about me to maybe two posts per thread?  I mean for everyone elses sake.  Must every thread turn into what equivalates into a Bateman/Destroyer Goon marital spout.  PM me if you really can't resist.

Pat Bateman come to Oslo and I will beat you up IRL

CriminallyStylish come to Austria and I will beat you off IRL
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 09, 2014, 01:42:24 pm
im gay

mlyp

Thanks.  I'll add "mlyp" to the list of useless Internet acronyms I've learned from you guys.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 09, 2014, 01:45:20 pm
The can't change avatar, bitch member group is woefully overstated

Your creepy obsession with me is flattering, however can you please keep your gay fantasies about me to maybe two posts per thread?  I mean for everyone elses sake.  Must every thread turn into what equivalates into a Bateman/Destroyer Goon marital spout.  PM me if you really can't resist.

Pat Bateman come to Oslo and I will beat you up IRL

I'm just saying there's a point where excessive shit posting directed at one person gets a little weird.   
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Michaellaneous on July 09, 2014, 03:28:55 pm
The can't change avatar, bitch member group is woefully overstated


Your creepy obsession with me is flattering, however can you please keep your gay fantasies about me to maybe two posts per thread?  I mean for everyone elses sake.  Must every thread turn into what equivalates into a Bateman/Destroyer Goon marital spout.  PM me if you really can't resist.


Pat Bateman come to Oslo and I will beat you up IRL


I'm just saying there's a point where excessive shit posting directed at one person gets a little weird.


This point has not been reached yet, scrublord.

I am sorry if you feel offended by this.

(http://i.imgur.com/Yf9MirU.jpg)
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Valhalla on July 09, 2014, 06:38:30 pm
Leave pat Bateman alone!
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 09, 2014, 07:06:04 pm
Leave pat Bateman alone!

lol
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 09, 2014, 07:59:37 pm
Notice I said "for everyone elses sake".  Weeks from now when everyone's tired of every thread turning into an argument over whose dick is bigger (which we all know is mrwuss for obvious reasons) don't blame me.  I should have known you guys get off on watching us go back and forth.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: mrwuss on July 09, 2014, 09:16:48 pm
martyr harder
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: USMC123 on July 09, 2014, 09:17:26 pm
I'll murder your dog

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 09, 2014, 09:47:43 pm
martyr harder

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/413798693469700096/QYUqtUCy.jpeg)
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: kenmorningstar on July 10, 2014, 01:00:27 am
Pat Bateman sent me tech. In my book he is good for the next 10 days.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Michaellaneous on July 10, 2014, 04:20:28 am
...over whose dick is bigger (which we all know is mrwuss for obvious reasons)...

That is fucking racist.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Do Not Fear Jizz on July 10, 2014, 04:56:26 am
The can't change avatar, bitch member group is woefully overstated


Your creepy obsession with me is flattering, however can you please keep your gay fantasies about me to maybe two posts per thread?  I mean for everyone elses sake.  Must every thread turn into what equivalates into a Bateman/Destroyer Goon marital spout.  PM me if you really can't resist.


Pat Bateman come to Oslo and I will beat you up IRL


I'm just saying there's a point where excessive shit posting directed at one person gets a little weird.


This point has not been reached yet, scrublord.

I am sorry if you feel offended by this.

([url]http://i.imgur.com/Yf9MirU.jpg[/url])
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Michaellaneous on July 10, 2014, 05:40:22 am
I vote for Pat being kicked out of RUKUNU. He may stay in GOONS, but he is a giant pussy and wasted our times.

And we do not need giant pussies in RUKUNU.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: CriminallyStylish on July 10, 2014, 06:01:33 am
I vote for Pat being kicked out of RUKUNU. He may stay in GOONS, but he is a giant pussy and wasted our times.

And we do not need giant pussies in RUKUNU.

Who the fuck are you, leave Pat alone. He's coming to Oslo and is going to grab a beer with me soon
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Valhalla on July 10, 2014, 06:11:05 am
Is Bergen an ok town?
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Romeo Charlie on July 10, 2014, 06:12:19 am
I'll post the finishing part of this two part comic tomorrow.  Please let us keep raiding them.
Where's part 2 of the comic?
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: CriminallyStylish on July 10, 2014, 06:28:59 am
Is Bergen an ok town?

Lived there for a year. It rains a lot but is generally an OK place
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: I M Tpl on July 10, 2014, 10:59:55 am
I vote for Pat being kicked out of RUKUNU. He may stay in GOONS, but he is a giant pussy and wasted our times.

And we do not need giant pussies in RUKUNU.

Who the fuck are you, leave Pat alone. He's coming to Oslo and is going to grab a beer with me soon

why would you put yourself through that
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 10, 2014, 11:39:38 am
I vote for Pat being kicked out of RUKUNU. He may stay in GOONS, but he is a giant pussy and wasted our times.

And we do not need giant pussies in RUKUNU.

Well someone removed my rukunu pip  :flaccid:

First of all, its an online nation building game...nothing can possibly make you not look like a pussy for playing.  Second of all, attacking an alliance that has 15 members and has been deemed "too strong to attack" by government standards makes me a pussy how?  If it were up to me we would attack them until we forced them to disband,  but it's not up to me.  I'll accept being called a dumbass for neglecting the "no attack list", but a pussy?  Idk about all that.

Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 10, 2014, 11:41:30 am
I'll post the finishing part of this two part comic tomorrow.  Please let us keep raiding them.
Where's part 2 of the comic?

Sorry, I'll try to get it done tonight. 
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 10, 2014, 11:44:38 am
I vote for Pat being kicked out of RUKUNU. He may stay in GOONS, but he is a giant pussy and wasted our times.

And we do not need giant pussies in RUKUNU.

Who the fuck are you, leave Pat alone. He's coming to Oslo and is going to grab a beer with me soon

Tell you what.  I'm going through the hiring process of a police department and am pretty far into it.   If I end up getting it I'll do a little European tour before the academy.  I'll stop in Oslo.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: kenmorningstar on July 10, 2014, 12:15:11 pm
It's not that we decided a 15 man micro is too strong, it's that it makes it politically viable to draw a line in the sand and say 15 people makes a real alliance and we will respect that.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 10, 2014, 12:54:04 pm
It's not that we decided a 15 man micro is too strong, it's that it makes it politically viable to draw a line in the sand and say 15 people makes a real alliance and we will respect that.

I completely understand.   I was following everyone elses logic around here when I said that.   Hypothetically,  if one of these people who have been inactive for over 3 weeks and auto delete,  or someone leaves the alliance for whatever reason, can we keep hitting them?
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 10, 2014, 02:01:44 pm
Well someone removed my rukunu pip  :flaccid:

wasn't me, but I find the idea of you being moderator of a board you can't see pretty great
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 10, 2014, 02:34:39 pm
Someone give it back  :frogbon:

As 50% of the good standing members, I demand my pip!
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Bear Retrieval Unit on July 10, 2014, 02:39:54 pm
you got it back  :frogc00l:
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Michaellaneous on July 10, 2014, 04:08:23 pm
I didn't call you a pussy because you attacked someone in CN, I called you a pussy because you said that "we are crossing a line" by "shitposting to much directed at you."


What good are you if you are going to flip as soon as a pubby calls you a faggot?
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 10, 2014, 04:48:34 pm
I didn't call you a pussy because you attacked someone in CN, I called you a pussy because you said that "we are crossing a line" by "shitposting to much directed at you."


What good are you if you are going to flip as soon as a pubby calls you a faggot?

If you're going to quote me at least get the quote right.  You're a delusional sociopath.  You'll fit in quite well here. 

I'll explain it one more time.  If everytime I logged in I saw two people derailing every thread with their bickering it would get annoying.  Apparently you guys don't seem to mind so forget it.  I don't mind being the center of attention.

"Over the line" (which I never said) is implying I can't take the heat.  You would have liked me to say that so in your head you made it a reality because you're a total sociopath.  It's okay, I'm used to it from being on these forums.   It just takes some people a little longer to grip actual reality rather than their fantasies of what they wish would have transpired. 

I made an observation after having been quoted by someone consecutively on posts that had nothing to do with him, changing my avatar like 5 times, and changing my member title that his hard on for me was beginning to reach a stalker-esque level.  Just a simple observation.   You then jumped in, offended that I called  your cock master a weirdo, to bandwagon with the rest of the angry miserable fags around here to try to knock me down a peg.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 10, 2014, 05:10:17 pm
The can't change avatar, bitch member group is woefully overstated


Your creepy obsession with me is flattering, however can you please keep your gay fantasies about me to maybe two posts per thread?  I mean for everyone elses sake.  Must every thread turn into what equivalates into a Bateman/Destroyer Goon marital spout.  PM me if you really can't resist.


Pat Bateman come to Oslo and I will beat you up IRL


I'm just saying there's a point where excessive shit posting directed at one person gets a little weird.


This point has not been reached yet, scrublord.

I am sorry if you feel offended by this.

([url]http://i.imgur.com/Yf9MirU.jpg[/url])



By the way Michaellaneous, you know you've reached the top when DNFJ empty quotes you.  There's nowhere left for you to go but down now.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 10, 2014, 05:49:30 pm
i think its time you took an internet break
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Romeo Charlie on July 10, 2014, 07:51:38 pm
I'll post the finishing part of this two part comic tomorrow.  Please let us keep raiding them.
Where's part 2 of the comic?

Sorry, I'll try to get it done tonight.
Oh it was me that took your pip away. You were taking too long so I took it away until you posted the next part of the comic.

Same thing will happen if you don't post the next part of the comic "tonight".
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: USMC123 on July 10, 2014, 07:58:31 pm
For real doe. The trick is to not get butthurt about anything.  As soon as there is a little bit of blood from your bleeding anus on the forums, you're doomed.

Also shit post and don't direct things at people.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: dalstrs on July 10, 2014, 11:13:59 pm
This thread was ok then everyone in it became a fag.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: mrwuss on July 10, 2014, 11:58:14 pm
This thread was ok then everyone in it became a fag.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Marx on July 11, 2014, 03:48:23 am
im gay
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Do Not Fear Jizz on July 11, 2014, 04:57:02 am
last 4 posts are the gayest people to ever goon


including me
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: bennyfactor on July 12, 2014, 07:54:38 pm
gas op ban thread
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 13, 2014, 03:14:39 am
gas op ban thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w)
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: ChimpMasterFlash (CMF) on July 19, 2014, 09:43:47 am
terms:

give me 100 tech


(mrwuss pls use this term)
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: ChimpMasterFlash (CMF) on July 19, 2014, 09:44:01 am
gas op ban thread
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: ChimpMasterFlash (CMF) on July 19, 2014, 09:44:11 am
last 4 posts are the gayest people to ever goon


including me
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 19, 2014, 04:07:46 pm
gas op ban thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w)

Was she at least attractive?  The girl you were stalking?
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 20, 2014, 04:19:42 am
I can't wait to hear where this call-out is heading.
Title: Re: I FUCKED UP
Post by: Dr Beefstupid on October 25, 2014, 09:40:08 am
Didn't read the fucking drama. Just scrolled through to find part 2 of the comic and there wasn't any. Disappoint.