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Front Office => Open General Bullshit => Mercy Board => Topic started by: Sir Kindle on July 20, 2014, 01:49:59 am

Title: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Sir Kindle on July 20, 2014, 01:49:59 am
NationNew American Kingdom
Ruler(http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg)
Infrastructure279.50
Technology153.21
Reason You're HereI Screwed up, and need forgivness.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Romeo Charlie on July 20, 2014, 02:03:23 am
What was screwed up;

Declared war on a known protected alliance - http://www.cybernations.net/war_information.asp?ID=764922 (http://www.cybernations.net/war_information.asp?ID=764922)

This outburst as well - http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=14280.msg159476#msg159476 (http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=14280.msg159476#msg159476)
*Updated Thread* http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=14345.msg161825#new (http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=14345.msg161825#new)
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Khris Kruel on July 20, 2014, 07:15:35 am
idk man this looks extraordinarily egregious

:smokes a bowl:

my newbie tingling says this may require an extraordinary penance
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: mrwuss on July 20, 2014, 07:29:38 am
Write a 1k word essay about how you would go about killing that person's family.

Also illustrate it.




I have spoken.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: mrwuss on July 20, 2014, 07:29:56 am
also see a doctor about getting put on welbutrin
Title: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: rupang886 on July 20, 2014, 09:49:12 am
Optional bonus points: Upload the essay on the Amazon Kindle then lit it on fire.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: kenmorningstar on July 20, 2014, 11:21:13 am
This pubbie has problems. He got booted from KoRT for going crazy like thus when he was a member over there as well.

This better not be a common occurrence
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: mrwuss on July 20, 2014, 12:38:41 pm
it already would seem to be that
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Emporer Farts on July 20, 2014, 04:25:38 pm
lmbo
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Khris Kruel on July 20, 2014, 04:35:42 pm
can we please run some basic credit checks before letting pubbies into our alliance?
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Emporer Farts on July 21, 2014, 09:22:28 am
It's pretty easy to go ask a pubbie's former alliance what their deal is before accepting them. I did it as Secretariat even though it wasn't my job and prevented a number of dumb nerds from getting in. Wranglers should be doing this anyway.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: mrwuss on July 21, 2014, 09:24:54 am
so his 24 hours are up

Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Khris Kruel on July 21, 2014, 11:11:46 am
dibs on his tech
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Comrade Milton on July 21, 2014, 12:46:21 pm
yeah, just to be clear here, certain gov members were quite against things and were overruled. : |

All of this is Aesculus' fault, essentially.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: USMC123 on July 21, 2014, 02:36:09 pm
Quote from: Comrade Milton on July 21, 2014, 12:46:21 pm
yeah, just to be clear here, certain gov members were quite against things and were overruled. : |

All of this is Aesculus' fault, essentially.

GOONS_govt.txt

Also I hope I'm not the only one who noticed he attacked his former alliance. This was no accident.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: mrwuss on July 21, 2014, 02:37:28 pm
clean him out boys
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Emporer Farts on July 21, 2014, 03:00:47 pm
Demask him already jesus christ what are you nerds waiting for
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: kenmorningstar on July 21, 2014, 05:54:37 pm
Quote from: Khris Kruel on July 21, 2014, 11:11:46 am
dibs on his tech


Go get it
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Comrade Milton on July 21, 2014, 07:50:33 pm
(Pending) seemed to possibly imply we'd accept him so i went ahead and banned him in-game. He now joins the ranks of ReyTheGreat.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: USMC123 on July 22, 2014, 12:23:41 am
lmfao he joined Rukunu.

Time for EoG!
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Romeo Charlie on July 22, 2014, 12:26:26 am
 :chord:
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Sir Kindle on July 22, 2014, 01:28:16 am
Well, I had a fun run here, and seriously you guys are alright. I apologize for everything, I really do, when it comes to me being an asshole, and I hope there are no hard feelings. There are none on this end anyway.

I look forward to warring with the GOONS you are worthy enemies. In the following weeks I'm sure I will get to know many of your lower ranking members as they attempt to attack me, and I systematically send them into anarchy, looting them as well. That money will be put to good use for my future raids.

So farewell friends, thanks for the oppertunity to roll with some of CN's finest.

Also Ken, KoRT tells the tale of my adventures there in a KoRT light. It was their cowardace, and me exposing it that got me banned from there. Their government is shit, and I couldn't stand it anymore so I formed a splinter group with-in KoRT to amp shit up a little, and they couldn't handle it once it got popular. There are two sides to every story.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: mrwuss on July 22, 2014, 03:56:13 am
when you come back to get off EoG


you WILL be sucking a dick on film
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: NikolaP on July 22, 2014, 05:43:57 am
Quote from: mrwuss on July 22, 2014, 03:56:13 am
when you come back to get off EoG


you WILL be sucking a dick on film

CHILD ABUSE !!!!
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Beets on July 22, 2014, 04:32:40 pm
Quote from: [img]http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg[/img] on July 22, 2014, 01:28:16 am
I look forward to warring with the GOONS you are worthy enemies. In the following weeks I'm sure I will get to know many of your lower ranking members as they attempt to attack me, and I systematically send them into anarchy, looting them as well. That money will be put to good use for my future raids.

Hey buddy. You're not doin' too good against Romeo. What makes you think you'll do any better against anyone else in GOONS?

PS my next open warslot will be used to rub nukes all over you. I hope you get your revenge in before then.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 22, 2014, 07:16:13 pm
god bless project rukunu and their lack of any camaraderie with former members
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Romeo Charlie on July 22, 2014, 08:04:43 pm
Bitch stepped out.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Beets on July 22, 2014, 08:05:37 pm
If GOONS wasn't on the no-attack list I'd probably hit you guys too.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Emporer Farts on July 22, 2014, 08:08:19 pm
Are we really on our own do-not-attack list?
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Romeo Charlie on July 22, 2014, 08:21:19 pm
Yeah we can't hit each other. Probably a good thing.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Franz Ferdinand on July 22, 2014, 09:46:41 pm
So... you guys still protecting that alliance he used to run, Holy Roman Empire?
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Khris Kruel on July 22, 2014, 09:47:59 pm
I'm glad this whole goons attacking goons issue was cleared up, I almost made a HUGE mistake...wooo
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: kenmorningstar on July 22, 2014, 11:13:04 pm
Nuke Sard.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: mrwuss on July 23, 2014, 12:28:08 am
nuking goons is doing goons a favor
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Khris Kruel on July 23, 2014, 02:04:25 am
Hello KhrisKruel,
 You have received this message because the player known as (http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg) has declared war on your nation in Cyber Nations.
 
You may login to your account on Cyber Nations at http://www.cybernations.net/login.asp (http://www.cybernations.net/login.asp)
 
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Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Khris Kruel on July 23, 2014, 02:04:47 am
I don't think he understands how this game is played or how goons play this game
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Beets on July 23, 2014, 02:49:57 am
I'm hitting him now.
Nukes in 24 hours.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 23, 2014, 03:50:31 am
Quote from: Beets on July 22, 2014, 08:05:37 pm
If GOONS wasn't on the no-attack list I'd probably hit you guys too.

if you let that stop you I don't know what to say
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Bear Retrieval Unit on July 23, 2014, 04:08:38 am
Quote from: Romeo Charlie on July 22, 2014, 08:21:19 pm
Yeah we can't hit each other. Probably a good thing.
History shows we can when it's funny. But it's kinda like S&M, you need total consent and a safeword.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Khris Kruel on July 23, 2014, 04:18:33 am
oh look he has no ground forces...did I just attack twice? :(

Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Valhalla on July 23, 2014, 04:41:17 am
Quote from: Destroyer Goon on July 23, 2014, 03:50:31 am
Quote from: Beets on July 22, 2014, 08:05:37 pm
If GOONS wasn't on the no-attack list I'd probably hit you guys too.

if you let that stop you I don't know what to say

Was it you or BRU who nuked someone for bragging about their CN stats?
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Khris Kruel on July 23, 2014, 05:06:20 am
wait we're supposed to keep track of our stats? I guess I should stop losing more soldiers and tanks every battle than the other side but somehow pulling a victory
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Bear Retrieval Unit on July 23, 2014, 05:33:02 am
Quote from: Valhalla on July 23, 2014, 04:41:17 am
Quote from: Destroyer Goon on July 23, 2014, 03:50:31 am
Quote from: Beets on July 22, 2014, 08:05:37 pm
If GOONS wasn't on the no-attack list I'd probably hit you guys too.


if you let that stop you I don't know what to say


Was it you or BRU who nuked someone for bragging about their CN stats?

It was both of us. http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=13664.0 (http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=13664.0)
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 23, 2014, 09:39:47 am
I was really looking forward to that essay on how he was going to slaughter Dalstrs family. :flaccid:
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: dalstrs on July 23, 2014, 12:21:50 pm
Quote from: Pat Bateman on July 23, 2014, 09:39:47 am
I was really looking forward to that essay on how he was going to slaughter Dalstrs family. :flaccid:
Where did I come into play on this? I would like to read the story too, just so I can make him feel bad.


Quote from: KenMorningstar on July 22, 2014, 11:13:04 pm
Nuke Sard.

When was the last time this was done? It seems like it has been too long.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Bear Retrieval Unit on July 23, 2014, 12:49:19 pm
Quote from: dalstrs on July 23, 2014, 12:21:50 pm
Quote from: KenMorningstar on July 22, 2014, 11:13:04 pm
Nuke Sard.

When was the last time this was done? It seems like it has been too long.
iirc SDRD was the last one. It has been a while.
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Pat Bateman on July 23, 2014, 02:28:26 pm
Quote from: Romeo Charlie on July 17, 2014, 08:19:36 pm
Quote from: [img]http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg[/img] on July 16, 2014, 04:00:41 am
fuck you bitch. If I ever ever ever see you in RL im gonna fuck you up. Tell your local police station. Seriously FUCK YOU ill kill you bitch

Quote from: [img]http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg[/img] on July 16, 2014, 04:01:26 am
fuck your mama too

Quote from: [img]http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg[/img] on July 16, 2014, 04:02:02 am
and your dad and sis

Quote from: [img]http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg[/img] on July 16, 2014, 04:03:00 am
ill fuck both of them at the same time. ill rock your dads asshole while your sluttly whore sis licks my nuts. FUCK YOU

Quote from: [img]http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg[/img] on July 16, 2014, 04:06:00 am
Now because of your punk ass im gonna raid them. FUCK YOU. Bitch ass. You kiss my fucking ass and go to fucking hell. I'm raiding them, and fuuck you. FUCK YOU!

Quote from: [img]http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg[/img] on July 16, 2014, 04:13:45 am
Yeah yeah i hit em up, you punk bitch. ill kill your hoe ass, fuck you your mom, your dad, and your grandma, call me bitch ill kill you 1847 371 1506 fuck you

Quote from: [img]http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg[/img] on July 16, 2014, 04:28:31 am
Oh and fuck anyone who dares fucking comment here. Punk ass bitches ill kill you all. KILL KILL KILL shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up and mind your business. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU. dont talk shit bitches cause if you do ill rapre your fucking corpse bitch. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK you Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag (With Lyrics) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=534Zz_FZYvw#[/url])

Quote from: [img]http://i.imgur.com/PQCsiU4.jpg[/img] on July 16, 2014, 04:37:15 am
I tried to go on IRC but my shitty computer wouldnt let me, so I'll jusrt say it here. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK you. Fuck all you guys, everone burn in fucking hell. BURN BURN fucking BURN roast in the fire of hell. My hate will keep the flames BURNING. I spit fucking cum on your GRAVE. FUCK YOU. HOW fucking dare you comment on me? Huh? I just nutted in your casket. FUCK YOU!



You were the one who set him off in the first place.  Check out the rukunu thread.  His breakdown was initially directed at you. 
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: dalstrs on July 23, 2014, 05:54:47 pm
Quote from: Pat Bateman on July 23, 2014, 02:28:26 pm


lol
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Destroyer Goon on July 23, 2014, 06:45:24 pm
Quote from: Bear Retrieval Unit on July 23, 2014, 04:08:38 am
Quote from: Romeo Charlie on July 22, 2014, 08:21:19 pm
Yeah we can't hit each other. Probably a good thing.
But it's kinda like S&M, you need total consent and a safeword.

I don't know where you people get these asinine constraints
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Do Not Fear Jizz on July 24, 2014, 05:29:37 am
lmao what set this dude off
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Romeo Charlie on July 24, 2014, 05:46:26 am
 :iiam:
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: mrwuss on July 24, 2014, 09:00:58 am
lack of a stable childhood
Title: Re: REQUEST FOR PEACE
Post by: Khris Kruel on July 24, 2014, 09:45:50 am
I think he has penis envy...like how we all are from SA Forums, he wishes he had an account or something