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Title: Request for peace
Post by: VictorPants on March 21, 2015, 01:03:40 am
Nation:Republic of Amypants
Ruler: VictorPants
Tech: 104
Infra: 1054

Reason: I am under attack by jerkdotwad. This attack was in response to a (now former) alliance member of mine attacking him in violation of our charter. As this was not sanctioned by the alliance I would ask for peace with our alliance. After further investigation it seems that this may have been an operation conducted by aNiMaLz to try to use my alliance as a proxy for their war and get us involved as well. After some investigation two members now expelled either were or have ties with aNiMaLz, a sworn enemy of my alliance.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Emporer Farts on March 21, 2015, 02:11:03 am
You never received peace from the last time you went rogue on our alliance not that long ago. Frankly you were going to be attacked no matter what your dumb member did or didn't do.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Valhalla on March 21, 2015, 05:39:23 am
:psyduck:
and then you attack two GOONs?
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: VictorPants on March 21, 2015, 05:44:08 am
I keep getting attacked. It seems you guys are not interested in peace.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: roflol on March 21, 2015, 11:19:34 am
"Please give me peace. I want it so bad that I'm willing to declare war on you!"
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Emporer Farts on March 21, 2015, 01:04:47 pm
So what you're really saying is you want to be held at war by us for an indeterminate amount of time instead of reaching a deal. Well okay, we're happy to oblige.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Chae Yeong on March 21, 2015, 02:28:13 pm
It's cute that your dad let you use his website to make your alliance page.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: USMC123 on March 24, 2015, 02:22:45 am
Nice owf thread.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: VictorPants on March 24, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
We've decided as an alliance that we would test whether you actually want peace or are just want to keep this war going. As it would be in violation of the spirit of our charter to continue war if peace is possible. There is what we have decided. .
To continue we expect a cease fire that would officially start at 900pm server time or whenever your alliance decides if this is responded to after honoring such is feasible. This would be a 24 hour cease fire as per your board. And we will take in consideration your terms. However,  these terms must be agreed upon by the majority of our membership as per our charter. This is not negotiable as I am charter bound and can not unilaterally accept terms. If as much as a spy opp is conducted after the official cease fire,  all bets are off and this will be the last time we play this game. The the cease fire would start at 9pm server time or other time specified by your alliance. We will cease at 9 or until we hear otherwise. And we will not see any attack on us prior to the response on this board as a breach of the cease fire.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Destroyer Goon on March 24, 2015, 03:44:39 pm
 harsh terms, but considering our circumstance, we might be forced to accept them
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: roflol on March 24, 2015, 03:49:26 pm
I say we take it, our alliance can't afford to be so badly beat up anymore by these thugs.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Romeo Charlie on March 25, 2015, 01:41:33 am
Welp, he's got us by the ball-hairs.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Emporer Farts on March 25, 2015, 01:50:26 am
We'll have to disband. It's the only way to get out from under this mess.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Austrailia on March 25, 2015, 09:46:23 am
We'll have to disband. It's the only way to get out from under this mess.

merge into ve
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: kenmorningstar on March 25, 2015, 11:59:54 am
All is lost. When does (http://florida.arrests.org/thumbs/Hillsborough/2008/08066845.jpg) and Kaskus get involved in this?
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Aesculus on March 28, 2015, 04:53:03 am
We'll have to disband. It's the only way to get out from under this mess.

merge into ve
you can't even spell Australa right
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Emporer Farts on March 28, 2015, 12:21:22 pm
We'll have to disband. It's the only way to get out from under this mess.


merge into ve
you can't even spell Australa right

:ironicat:
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: NikolaP on March 29, 2015, 07:07:40 pm
http://goo.gl/mO8kao (http://goo.gl/mO8kao)
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Valhalla on March 31, 2015, 05:17:01 am
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/warriorz-fanfiction/images/9/90/STRAYA_MATE.png/revision/latest?cb=20141021082737)
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz on March 31, 2015, 05:41:50 am
[url]http://goo.gl/mO8kao[/url] ([url]http://goo.gl/mO8kao[/url])

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/bc/bc6ef2a89305a051f1540feba8d3a7b8f42ebfc521dd7387a49f6b6a4599466e.jpg)
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: NikolaP on March 31, 2015, 07:23:25 am
This page is filled with Australians, we are probably disproportionately represented in CN
... and we don't even have winters where you have to stay inside home :)
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Charles V on April 01, 2015, 12:26:50 am
The little cunt attacked me and another guy on the Goons AA. 

http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?search=546914&Extended=1 (http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?search=546914&Extended=1)

Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: VictorPants on April 30, 2015, 02:16:07 pm
The members of The Great Trading Empire have voted to remove me as Prime Minister of the Alliance. I have also been asked to communicate with GOONS on a possible way to make peace. Our continued defense of our alliance is doing more harm than good and the costs are making it difficult to meet our trade obligations. For this reason we feel that our war is not just affecting our members but our trading partners. The members have voted to make another attempt at peace. I have strict instructions in what is acceptable and what is to be offered. The alliance has asked that I request peace and relay any offer or terms in entirety without responding. Only a majority vote by all the members can approve or deny terms regardless of my opinion of the terms. We are also exercising a unilateral cease fire that will have no expatriation until we know of your response. We will only be defensive of any wars that may currently be under way.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Chae Yeong on April 30, 2015, 07:21:46 pm
 :qq:
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Destroyer Goon on April 30, 2015, 08:16:44 pm
Wow, those other two members really have you by the ball hair, huh?
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: VictorPants on May 01, 2015, 06:37:44 pm
Wow, those other two members really have you by the ball hair, huh?

It's simple charter politics. 2/3 of members can amend the charter. If I do not comply with their request to step down, they can amend the charter to add a clause making the PM a democratically elected position. I can appoint Any governing members. So my last act as PM was to appoint my replacement. As alliance owner I can just say F off to them, but then they can just leave and there wouldn't be much of an alliance. Honestly, It wasn't much of a revolt. Their argument made sense. We are a trade based alliance. A perpetual war kinda undermines that. Just look at how the great Animalz are making out.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Chae Yeong on May 01, 2015, 06:43:24 pm
We are a trade based alliance. A perpetual war kinda undermines that.
Only if you're losing.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Destroyer Goon on May 02, 2015, 12:51:43 am
Tell us about yourself, we like to make our terms ~personalized~
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: VictorPants on May 03, 2015, 06:41:45 am
Tell us about yourself, we like to make our terms ~personalized~

Well, I am in my late 20s. I own a window cleaning business. And I have a wife and 2 kids. I like rap and used to be a web programmer.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Austrailia on May 04, 2015, 04:19:31 pm
We'll have to disband. It's the only way to get out from under this mess.

merge into ve
you can't even spell Australa right

i'm a modern day shakespeare
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: kenmorningstar on May 10, 2015, 02:24:05 pm
This is still going on? Just draw a comic like you're supposed to.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: VictorPants on May 10, 2015, 10:17:34 pm
This is still going on? Just draw a comic like you're supposed to.
Well, now I am just waiting for the terms.
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Destroyer Goon on May 11, 2015, 02:32:32 am
I'm pretty sure our adjudicators all quit SO

(A: White people) please film yourself rapping with your family and upload it to youtube. song doesn't matter, but probably the more explicit the better. you must all be wearing snuggies

(B: God's dead) write 500 words on the shortcomings of democracy and the follies of free trade on the world market. there must be at least 3 cited references, which are not part of the word count. 

(C: its an allegory) Make a comic about a window washer and a group of hooligans who keep fucking up his windows. there should be enough panels to have a story arc of some sort. don't pick this one thinking you can just shit out some stick figures, the art must have some effort put into it
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: kenmorningstar on May 12, 2015, 02:19:45 am
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/40/6a/1a/406a1a118587247c9d455a3804acbbba.jpg)
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: Emporer Farts on May 13, 2015, 01:00:33 pm
Approved
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: kenmorningstar on May 17, 2015, 02:58:57 am
So is he ever coming back?
Title: Re: Request for peace
Post by: USMC123 on May 18, 2015, 01:54:39 am
So is he ever coming back?

I'm guessing he won't until he gets more incentive to do so (no active wars).