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Front Office => Open General Bullshit => Topic started by: TTaagg on April 22, 2009, 12:03:34 pm

Title: OGBS...
Post by: TTaagg on April 22, 2009, 12:03:34 pm
*shits pants*
"she was asking to be raped"
*makes boat out of meat*
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Post by: Maiknel on April 23, 2009, 04:10:32 pm
i hate ostriches
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Post by: lamuella on April 23, 2009, 04:14:53 pm
fuck the ocean
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Post by: General Patton on April 23, 2009, 05:46:19 pm
Nuke the whales
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Post by: naguchanzilla on April 23, 2009, 06:04:11 pm
be a member of the taliban fashion commitee.
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Post by: Bloodjewel on April 24, 2009, 01:47:55 am
Heyguys whats gbs ??
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Post by: Sardonic on April 24, 2009, 09:13:56 am
Heyguys whats gbs ??
You, :smug:.
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Post by: Sardonic on April 24, 2009, 09:14:22 am
wait where the hell is :smug:?
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Post by: TTaagg on April 24, 2009, 10:55:58 am
ohshiii, we cant have boards without :smug:

then all of the shitty joke + :smug: posts just wont work
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Post by: salithus on April 24, 2009, 11:02:24 am
what the fuck are you guys bitching about?
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Post by: TTaagg on April 24, 2009, 11:05:52 am
ur face :smug:

:smug:

:smug:
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Post by: naguchanzilla on April 24, 2009, 09:29:09 pm
 :smug: :hf: :smug:
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Post by: General Patton on April 26, 2009, 02:06:50 am
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9505/showb5384549yl4.gif)
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Post by: Industry of Death!!! on May 01, 2009, 08:18:13 pm
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
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Post by: Cjones on May 01, 2009, 09:24:15 pm
Whatever happened to that dog in your avatar, TTaagg?
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Post by: JyllandsPostin on May 01, 2009, 11:34:26 pm
perhaps the same could be said...of all religions :smug:
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Post by: TTaagg on May 02, 2009, 12:05:58 am
Whatever happened to that dog in your avatar, TTaagg?
dunno.  I sort of wish I had an entire video clip, just not some animated gif I found on the internet.

I wouldn't necessarily have to feel terrible for giggling every time it loops.
Title: Re: OGBS...
Post by: Warm Bread on May 03, 2009, 12:00:59 pm
gbs is literally the worst forum
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Post by: Sardonic on May 03, 2009, 12:20:54 pm
gbs is literally the worst forum

what about byob

or TFR

or,
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Post by: Mitsuo on May 03, 2009, 02:53:51 pm
or ADTRW before they purged the pedos
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Post by: TTaagg on May 03, 2009, 03:09:37 pm
or ADTRW before they purged the pedos
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Post by: Warm Bread on May 03, 2009, 03:19:25 pm
byob is better than gbs
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Post by: Industry of Death!!! on May 03, 2009, 07:09:38 pm
byob is better than gbs

everything except pet island is better than GBS
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Post by: Warm Bread on May 03, 2009, 08:22:05 pm
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3129826
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Post by: lamuella on May 03, 2009, 10:25:33 pm
lf is objectively the best forum.  And by "objectively" I mean "from my perspective because I am an elitist fuck"
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Post by: TTaagg on May 03, 2009, 11:36:05 pm
lf is objectively the best forum.  And by "objectively" I mean "from my perspective because I am an elitist fuck"

I got into a discussion with someone about something or other philosophical the other day.  After he had used the word 'truth' about a billion times with varying meanings, I suggested that we define truth in a better fashion.  After 45 minutes of him using the word to define itself, he came up with some kind of definition.  From that point, he managed to "prove" that all objective truths are completely subjective.  Therefore, although I cannot fly, someone else's "objective" truth of gravity may allow them to.

And, yes, I am a philosofag.
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Post by: Jeoh on May 04, 2009, 02:51:50 am
lf is objectively the best forum.  And by "objectively" I mean "from my perspective because I am an elitist fuck"

I got into a discussion with someone about something or other philosophical the other day.  After he had used the word 'truth' about a billion times with varying meanings, I suggested that we define truth in a better fashion.  After 45 minutes of him using the word to define itself, he came up with some kind of definition.  From that point, he managed to "prove" that all objective truths are completely subjective.  Therefore, although I cannot fly, someone else's "objective" truth of gravity may allow them to.

And, yes, I am a philosofag.
Even Kierkegaard wasn't taking such a retarded position.
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Post by: whipstickagostop on May 04, 2009, 09:58:40 am
Bitch best not be dissin Pet Island.
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Post by: lamuella on May 04, 2009, 10:55:26 am
pet island is a good place to go and look at if internet rage is boiling up.

I used to tell people that if they were ever feeling angry, just go to google image search and type in "kittens".  Pet island is like that.  It's cuteoverload, only it doesn't make you vomit your heart out
Title: Re: OGBS...
Post by: TTaagg on May 04, 2009, 02:11:38 pm
lf is objectively the best forum.  And by "objectively" I mean "from my perspective because I am an elitist fuck"

I got into a discussion with someone about something or other philosophical the other day.  After he had used the word 'truth' about a billion times with varying meanings, I suggested that we define truth in a better fashion.  After 45 minutes of him using the word to define itself, he came up with some kind of definition.  From that point, he managed to "prove" that all objective truths are completely subjective.  Therefore, although I cannot fly, someone else's "objective" truth of gravity may allow them to.

And, yes, I am a philosofag.
Even Kierkegaard wasn't taking such a retarded position.
Heh.  I just bought a "COMPLETE KIRKEGAARD ANTHOLOGY" or something for like :10bux:.  I think I overpaid.
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Post by: Tenchuu on May 04, 2009, 06:47:31 pm
WAT DID SOM1 SAY ROSETINTEDGLASSES? COME HERE AND SMELL MY KANT, PHILOSOPHAGS.

Only one solution remains viable:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MryQii-dvu8/RbaBQvOoWNI/AAAAAAAAAIA/QVBTerREOOo/s400/Unicron%2BDestroys%2BPlanet.bmp)

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Post by: Warm Bread on May 06, 2009, 05:23:33 am
pet island makes me want to kill someone they have the most underdeveloped sense of humor of the forum even more so than gbs and think lolcats are funny etc
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Post by: Sardonic on May 06, 2009, 06:56:21 am
pet island makes me want to kill someone they have the most underdeveloped sense of humor of the forum even more so than gbs and think lolcats are funny etc

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3127674
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Post by: air julio on May 06, 2009, 04:29:53 pm
Lets Play is the best forum :smug:
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Post by: Industry of Death!!! on May 06, 2009, 04:35:24 pm
Lets Play is the best forum :smug:

Lets play is the best forum :smug:
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Post by: Warm Bread on May 08, 2009, 06:57:31 pm
gbs goons are literally indistinguishable from 4channers
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Post by: ChimpMasterFlash (CMF) on May 08, 2009, 08:45:42 pm
milk puke + milk enemas = Japanese game show
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Post by: Industry of Death!!! on May 08, 2009, 10:29:32 pm
gbs goons are literally indistinguishable from 4channers

they use periods sometimes


the 4channers i mean
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Post by: whipstickagostop on May 10, 2009, 07:18:46 am
Quote
Quote from: chimpmasterflash
milk puke + milk enemas = Japanese game show

they use periods sometimes

gross.
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Post by: Tristesse on May 10, 2009, 11:52:21 am
pet island makes me want to kill someone they have the most underdeveloped sense of humor of the forum even more so than gbs and think lolcats are funny etc

No one in pet island thinks lolcats are funny except the few furries that can't be trolled out.

Kill yourself, tia.

~larasndar 4 lyfe~
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Post by: JyllandsPostin on May 10, 2009, 03:48:13 pm
^^^PI POSTER FOUND^^^
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Post by: lamuella on May 10, 2009, 04:18:00 pm
^ trap sprung
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Post by: Tristesse on May 10, 2009, 06:59:08 pm
Nation Name:    Pet Island

what was your first clue.
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Post by: Capn Henry on May 11, 2009, 12:36:14 pm
BRB rolling a new nation:

Nation Name: ADTRW
Ruler: KOMA
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Post by: JyllandsPostin on May 11, 2009, 01:24:43 pm
^^^ UPPITY PI POSTER FOUND ^^^
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Post by: Capn Henry on May 11, 2009, 02:11:43 pm
^^^^GWS poster found.


Ps: you're fat
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Post by: Warm Bread on May 11, 2009, 05:17:47 pm
gbs needs to be deleted and everyone who posted in it permabanned
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Post by: Tristesse on May 11, 2009, 08:17:32 pm
^^^ UPPITY PI POSTER FOUND ^^^


My threads are chill as fuck what are you talkin about.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3129270
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Post by: JyllandsPostin on May 14, 2009, 08:51:25 am

My threads are chill as fuck what are you talkin about.

[url]http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3129270[/url]


holy god where do you live that bird is enormous
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Post by: Tristesse on May 14, 2009, 01:55:54 pm
Quote from: Tristesse
Yup, I'm in Florida. My office is actually down the street from Disney World, so as far as traffic and whatnot goes it's interesting to see all the wildlife that still hangs around here.
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Post by: Tumbledry on May 14, 2009, 02:07:38 pm
safer than the everglades, smart bird
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Post by: StupidLikeAFox on May 14, 2009, 04:20:32 pm
There are warzones safer than the goddamn everglades.
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Post by: General Patton on May 14, 2009, 05:17:07 pm
I daresay this is true

Spiders smaller than your fingernail that can kill you

Alligators bigger than you car that will kill you

That dog of hers that will hump you
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Post by: Tristesse on May 14, 2009, 08:26:47 pm
I daresay this is true

Spiders smaller than your fingernail that can kill you

Alligators bigger than you car that will kill you

That dog of hers that will hump you

Also he will lick up your nose, it's horrible.