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Title: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: dalstrs on June 23, 2010, 12:03:26 am
What happened to Capn Henry. I was in a squad with him in old goons.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: ktarthan on June 23, 2010, 12:07:02 am
What happened to Capn Henry. I was in a squad with him in old goons. (If this post doesn't belong here feel free to delete it.)
Pedophile. Got arrested.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: babyjesus on June 23, 2010, 11:31:25 pm
What happened to Capn Henry. I was in a squad with him in old goons. (If this post doesn't belong here feel free to delete it.)

Pedophile. Got arrested.


I'm still blown away by this, but then again Komataguri was also a goon so v(http://cngoons.com/board/Smileys/CN%20Emotes/smile.gif)v
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz on June 24, 2010, 07:59:05 am
What happened to Capn Henry. I was in a squad with him in old goons. (If this post doesn't belong here feel free to delete it.)
Pedophile. Got arrested.
That's just fucking crazy - I have trouble believing it tbh  :psyduck:

I still have emails from that dude from 2008 where me, engineersean and him discussed the possibility of getting GOONS going again. Never amounted to anything of course.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: lazerc on June 24, 2010, 08:36:02 am
What happened to Capn Henry. I was in a squad with him in old goons. (If this post doesn't belong here feel free to delete it.)

Pedophile. Got arrested.


Quote
Max David Miller, 24, of Calgary is charged with sex assault, sexual interference with a child under the age of 16, invitation to sexual touching with a child under the age of 16 and luring a child via a computer.
http://www.calgarysun.com/news/alberta/2009/12/10/12110136.html
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Sardonic on June 24, 2010, 04:18:17 pm
what is it with people named max anyway, fuck
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: jakome on June 25, 2010, 01:04:39 am
what is it with people named max anyway, fuck

I work with 100 pedos and not one max  :chord:
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Heinlander on June 25, 2010, 09:56:40 am
what is it with people named max anyway, fuck

I work with 100 pedos and not one max  :chord:
Where do you work  :psyduck:
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: jakome on June 25, 2010, 10:58:23 am
what is it with people named max anyway, fuck

I work with 100 pedos and not one max  :chord:
Where do you work  :psyduck:
Youth treatment center, we mostly deal with child sex offenders
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: ktarthan on June 25, 2010, 12:05:24 pm
what is it with people named max anyway, fuck

I work with 100 pedos and not one max  :chord:
Where do you work  :psyduck:
The White House, we mostly hire child sex offenders
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: LenientProcess on June 26, 2010, 03:07:36 am
I assumed Ktarthan was kidding, then I read the article, and  :psyboom:

Goddamn.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Archanis on June 28, 2010, 08:07:40 am
What happened to Capn Henry. I was in a squad with him in old goons. (If this post doesn't belong here feel free to delete it.)

Pedophile. Got arrested.


I'm still blown away by this, but then again Komataguri was also a goon so v([url]http://cngoons.com/board/Smileys/CN%20Emotes/smile.gif[/url])v
Which one was komataguri again? Like, what did he do?

And yeah, I assumed ktart was kidding too. Like holy hell.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: ktarthan on June 28, 2010, 12:43:19 pm
What happened to Capn Henry. I was in a squad with him in old goons. (If this post doesn't belong here feel free to delete it.)

Pedophile. Got arrested.


I'm still blown away by this, but then again Komataguri was also a goon so v([url]http://cngoons.com/board/Smileys/CN%20Emotes/smile.gif[/url])v
Which one was komataguri again? Like, what did he do?

And yeah, I assumed ktart was kidding too. Like holy hell.


KOMATAGURI (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2685396)
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Archanis on June 28, 2010, 06:18:54 pm
What happened to Capn Henry. I was in a squad with him in old goons. (If this post doesn't belong here feel free to delete it.)

Pedophile. Got arrested.


I'm still blown away by this, but then again Komataguri was also a goon so v([url]http://cngoons.com/board/Smileys/CN%20Emotes/smile.gif[/url])v
Which one was komataguri again? Like, what did he do?

And yeah, I assumed ktart was kidding too. Like holy hell.


KOMATAGURI ([url]http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2685396[/url])
I'm neither an SA member, nor an upgraded SA member, so I can't read that :(
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: jakome on June 28, 2010, 06:30:40 pm
What happened to Capn Henry. I was in a squad with him in old goons. (If this post doesn't belong here feel free to delete it.)

Pedophile. Got arrested.


I'm still blown away by this, but then again Komataguri was also a goon so v([url]http://cngoons.com/board/Smileys/CN%20Emotes/smile.gif[/url])v
Which one was komataguri again? Like, what did he do?

And yeah, I assumed ktart was kidding too. Like holy hell.


KOMATAGURI ([url]http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2685396[/url])
I'm neither an SA member, nor an upgraded SA member, so I can't read that :(

yeah I never dropped the 10bux to get archives
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: ktarthan on June 28, 2010, 06:43:13 pm
http://img.waffleimages.com/81d004b02948aa14d77332b76979261c9cf79389/komata3.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/f7fdacee735279fa5cb865d73e751cdb58841bf9/komata2.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/f07e05c659d69c5bbcb21e8912d31b32582eb24d/komataguri.jpg

Edit: Copy and paste the links into your browser
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz on June 29, 2010, 04:03:26 am
Komataguri was a former member of gen[M]ay as well as GOONS, iirc.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Sardonic on June 29, 2010, 07:05:21 am
Why is this the most read thread on the forum what is wrong with you people.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Lairek on June 29, 2010, 07:33:47 am
I guess people really CARE about Captain Henry...

Also, give more storytime please!
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz on June 29, 2010, 07:19:05 pm
Komataguri was a former member of gen[M]ay as well as GOONS, iirc.
Everyone in gen[M]ay pretty much hated that furry fucker too, afaik.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Mitsuo on June 29, 2010, 07:24:32 pm
Komataguri also got kicked out of LW GOONS for something, I forget.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: I M Tpl on June 29, 2010, 10:53:46 pm
I thought it was just for being a downright faggot.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Archanis on June 30, 2010, 04:41:11 am
[url]http://img.waffleimages.com/81d004b02948aa14d77332b76979261c9cf79389/komata3.jpg[/url]
[url]http://img.waffleimages.com/f7fdacee735279fa5cb865d73e751cdb58841bf9/komata2.jpg[/url]
[url]http://img.waffleimages.com/f07e05c659d69c5bbcb21e8912d31b32582eb24d/komataguri.jpg[/url]

Edit: Copy and paste the links into your browser
Besides looking like cousin itt, what exactly did he do? Like I said, your earlier link didn't help me cause I don't have an SA account so yeah.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: I M Tpl on June 30, 2010, 11:25:36 am
I thought it was just for being a downright faggot.
:Fish2:
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Tristesse on July 23, 2010, 04:35:55 pm
Here I'll post for you noobs that don't have :10bux:

Formatting will be fucked because I don't give a fuck and I can't just quote it and copypasta because the thread isn't live.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=108041



He bought a Goonfleet patch. To put on his clothes:

Komataguri posted:

    Seller: Pandari
    Name of item: Goonfleet Patch
    Cost of item: $2.50
    Payment time: Immediately
    Shipping time: Shipped same day
    Misc comments: Very happy with it and fast service.
    Rating: 5/5



He has 3,572 posts on "[H]ard|Forum", which he somehow managed to get banned from:

quote:

    Total Posts: 3,572 (2.58 posts per day)


Uses this as his wallpaper:

(1, 2)

These are some of the titles of sites he's made for YTMND:

Komataguri posted:

    - T3h b00bahz
    - Nigga Stole my bike is an uncle fucker!
    - Michael Jackson Can't touch this.
    - THE ANSWER IS NO!
    - THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE!
    - ZOMG BOYS R T3H WINZ!
    - Gay for the win!
    - Goatse > LemonParty


This is his latest posted comment on YTMND:

Komataguri posted:

    YOU WIN THE INTARW3B~!!


Here are some more of his posts on the same website:

Komataguri posted:

    GUNDAM SEED DESTINY FOR THE WIN!!! 5!!!


Komataguri posted:

    Voluptuous Asian Goodness. 5 for you good sir, and a masturbation for me.




Komataguri posted:

    Eiken isn't Hentai, its Ecchi...you ignorant imbecile. 5'd ^_^


This is a series of posts he's made on the Something Awful Shadowbane off-site forum. Note that said forum does not have the Something Awful emoticons pack:

Komataguri posted:

    Oh Noes Teh Sevar Is Down

Komataguri posted:

    And they've successfully used his credit card 40 times so far.

Komataguri posted:

Komataguri posted:

    I read the vent MOTD

Komataguri posted:

    IF any of the Minobarbs natpsec gear comes up during random rolling please let me know kthnxbi


Has 5,925 posts on an Anime forum. Where he enjoys posting hilarious 4chan image macros, and uses this avatar:


Another image he's used in his signature:


And posts stuff like this:

Komataguri posted:

    Incest.


    if you can't keep it in your pants, atleast keep it in your family.




Komataguri posted:


    ZOMG IS DAT SUM LAWLZ?


He has 1,466 on a forum called "AnimeSuki", where he uses this as his signature:


Proud of farting in public places:

Komataguri posted:

    So I ripped one on her. After a few seconds, teh whole library smelled like someone dumped raw sewage and 40tons of roadkill in the place. I never felt so proud.


This is what he refers to himself as:

Komataguri posted:

    As GOONS Minister of Awesome I welcome all new recruits, and strongly urge those on the fence to join.


    We have mudkips...and trust me, You'll like these mudkips.


He bought a Goonfleet patch. To put on his clothes:

Komataguri posted:

    Seller: Pandari
    Name of item: Goonfleet Patch
    Cost of item: $2.50
    Payment time: Immediately
    Shipping time: Shipped same day
    Misc comments: Very happy with it and fast service.
    Rating: 5/5



That sums it up pretty well imo.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Tristesse on July 23, 2010, 07:41:34 pm
Komataguri posted:

    I generally wipe three times.


    and I always look at the paper.


    It is my triumph over evil, and I shall savour my glorious conquest.



    Sometimes I take a perfect shit tho, and dosn't need to be wiped...other times [ after mexican food ] I can go through two whole rolls of toilet paper.

Komataguri posted:

    About to kill my stupid spic neighbors because I've just about had it with them playing that fucking shit music so fucking loud, specially now when I come back from running all over town trying to find a fucking lab to do my bloodtest at because no fucking ignorant fucking cunt that works at any of them can find my fucking veins


    I havn't eaten any all day because this bloodtest requird fasting, and they acually have the nerve to get pissy with me because I have a fucking attitude about their dumb mexicunts not being able to find the fucking vein.

    Komataguri posted:

        I'm not a racist, but I do have a strong bias against those that live around me, Worthless fucking beaner scum.

Later in the helldump thread about him he started sperging-
"I stopped being that about..the time the doc put me on the meds. Which goes to show only mentally imbalanced fuckwhores could stomach that japanofaggotry. "

also more quotes from other forums he was postin in.

quote:

    Yet another case of " zomg teh gangbanger shot sumone with his stolen pistol, LETS MAKE GUNZ ILLEGALZ KTHNXPLZ "
    All this does is hinder a legitimate, law abiding citizens right to defend himself from some (here was an image macro called faggot.gif) scum who is using a stolen handgun with the digits filed off.

quote:

    Id rather bring an 8 year old malaysian whore with me.

    Depending on the island I could legally fuck her too

quote:

    i have the things which live in my beard.

    The fuzz that sticks to your chin after going down on your cousin is not considered a beard.

Komataguri posted:

    God I fucking hate people, and ebay.

    Can't even trust people who have 100% feedback on it anymore!

    Share your storys about why ebay is a festering pile of mexican shit.

This part is just lol.

Pickle Pie posted:

    What the hell is 517underground and why did you post in a thread titled "Fucking shitloads of beastiality porn"?

    The site looks pretty horrible considering the avatars and sigs used there. Don't click unless you can handle bleeding lady bits and kitten hammering. http://517underground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3115
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Tristesse on July 23, 2010, 08:05:11 pm
Ok last double post but this is good.  it's a post from Helsbector quoting the old goons forums and various koma posts he made on there which eventually prompted us to ban him AND delete his entire posting history.

quote:

    Komataguri @ May 1 2007, 03:09 PM
    I'm not as young as I once was, and it gnaws at me to think of what I have lost. When the wind blows I feel a touch of cold, when I look down people can glimpse a patch of skin. I've tried the special shampoos, I've ordered things from magazines and late night infomercials, a futile attempt to push back the inevitable. It's only a matter of time before I end up like my Father, an old man at the age of 40, balancing a piece of rug on top of my head and hoping no one will notice everything that I have lost. I strive to fight off these dark thoughts, and I dream of luxurious fur and long flowing hair. I made the suit to protect myself, to hide from the world, from the future and from the past. When I put on the suit, I become someone else. When I'm wearing that mask, no one can see my face, no one can see my wrinkles, or that empty spot at the back of my head. They can't see me crying under the mask.


quote:

    Komataguri @ May 4 2007, 02:02 PM

    I masturbate to cartoons! Human pussy is warm and icky.


quote:

    Komataguri @ May 4 2007, 12:02 AM

    I AM NOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING FURRY WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU JEWFAGS GET THE FUCKING IDEA THAT I WAS A MOTHER FUCKING FURFAG?!

    Is Nice @ May 4 2007, 12:31 AM

    We are well aware that you have oedipal tendencies.

    Now go screw a squirell

    P.S. Just fucking with ya. Like you did to that rabbit last night.

    Komataguri @ May 4 2007, 08:44 AM

    Bestiality is not furfaggotry.

    Crapolia @ May 4 2007, 9:32 AM

    it is when you're wearing a fursuit you fucking sicko


quote:

    Komataguri @ May 5 2007, 04:58 PM

    There is only one song on my playlist now


    Dragon Force - Fury of the storm.


    You ever had a song that you had to listen to, and for some reason you just had to listen to it over nad over again without it ever getting old?

    Thats the way it is for this song.

quote:

    Komataguri @ May 6 2007, 12:29 AM

    Yippy, You got an over priced, over hyped piece of plastic.


    I guess the fact that you only paid 3 dollars for it makes you more sane than the fucktard neo-hipster faggots who pay full price for it.


quote:

    (Yakaisaru @ May 6 2007, 04:41 AM
    To be honest Komataguri, I think you're alright you just need to chill with your posting frequency and gimmicks

    QUOTE
    10.1 posts per day
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: NFLGeneric on July 24, 2010, 01:59:54 pm
Komataguri was a former member of gen[M]ay as well as GOONS, iirc.
Everyone in gen[M]ay pretty much hated that furry fucker too, afaik.

Komataguri came in the Genmay group when they first invaded. No one really liked him, and he would consistently attack small nations. He started asking for aid, and our rule was you didn't get aid unless you set yourself up in a trade circle, to which he replied "I AM THE SWORD AND SHIELD OF GENMAY, I PUT MY NATIONS UP TO DEFEND, AND NOW GENMAY WON'T AID ME." Eventually, he left to join GOONS because he wouldn't get his way.

Faggot.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Biazt on July 24, 2010, 02:31:02 pm
Faggot.
Title: Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
Post by: Lex Quintus on August 03, 2010, 11:12:55 am
I found this, which was the penalty Captain Henry meted out when I had the temerity to post in a SL thread on the old GOONS forum:

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g44/auerbrian/henrypic.png)

I fucked up and saved a tiny version over the original, but it reads "We consecrate our [garbled] and our sleds to the glory of Hotel and the wisdom of Capn Henry"

He accepted the offering.

Also Koma, ew...