what would it take to replace my consulate with an embassy also im bored

[RevolutionaryRebel]

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[Dr Beefstupid]

Film yourself crying while eating soup. Preferably cream of celery. Moustache preferred.

[RevolutionaryRebel]

Film yourself crying while eating soup. Preferably cream of celery. Moustache preferred.

I have a beard does this count?

I mean, I was going to shave it off tomorrow, but its quarterly death can be postponed.

[Dr Beefstupid]

As long as you get soup in it.

[RevolutionaryRebel]

Also, any preferences on the stache? I mean, are we talking handlebars/chevron et al? Goatee or no goatee?

Would pre-packaged microwave rice meal things be acceptable substitutes for soup? I'll probably have several by the end of the week and unless I make gazpacho, it's too warm for soup here.

[RevolutionaryRebel]

[Dr Beefstupid]

Would pre-packaged microwave rice meal things be acceptable substitutes for soup? I'll probably have several by the end of the week and unless I make gazpacho, it's too warm for soup here.

I was hoping for something goupy that gets all over your 'stache.

Also, lemme check to make sure I have the actual authority to give you an embassy.

[RevolutionaryRebel]

Would pre-packaged microwave rice meal things be acceptable substitutes for soup? I'll probably have several by the end of the week and unless I make gazpacho, it's too warm for soup here.

I was hoping for something goupy that gets all over your 'stache.

Also, lemme check to make sure I have the actual authority to give you an embassy.

Given its length at present, pretty much everything gets into it unless I'm careful. Considered a tin of chorizo & beans in lard (my family buys some unusual goods sometimes), but there weren't any in the pantry. The university soup kitchen doesn't open for at least a month too (their cheesey artichoke soup is soup nazi tier good).

If I get my newish pc running in time (lappy has no disc space and shitty graphics), I'll have it rendered in full HD, then lovingly regressed down to youtube quality, possibly in black and white like most self-starring art films.

Unless anyone else has other ideas. Loki eat your heart out.

[Hamilmania]

I always thought you were a chick

[Dr Beefstupid]

If I get my newish pc running in time (lappy has no disc space and shitty graphics), I'll have it rendered in full HD, then lovingly regressed down to youtube quality, possibly in black and white like most self-starring art films.

Yes. Do this.

[Valhalla]

So soup is a stretch, but you will buy a gaming rig to film it in HD...
(im just being an asshole. this appears to be interesting either way)

[RevolutionaryRebel]

So soup is a stretch, but you will buy a gaming rig to film it in HD...

I was already building it; just waiting on a PSU I bought from fleabay last saturday so the graphics card will run properly.

Mars has been promoting Uncle Ben's at o-week stalls for the last two years (grabbed 7 once when they were closing their stall) and I can't think of any food more tragic and emblematic of the daily struggles of basement dwellers than parboiled flavoured rice.*

I'm also pretty sure the name and logo are a reference to american slavery and find its continuing use as a brand amusing.


*Well, apart from dog food but dionysus covered that already

[dalstrs]

Would pre-packaged microwave rice meal things be acceptable substitutes for soup? I'll probably have several by the end of the week and unless I make gazpacho, it's too warm for soup here.

I was hoping for something goupy that gets all over your 'stache.

Also, lemme check to make sure I have the actual authority to give you an embassy.

We'll make someone give him a board if he follows through and meets your approval.

[kenmorningstar]

I will give him a board if he does it. But I want soup all up in that fucking face hair.

Just smash your face directly into a bowl of soup. That would key.

[RevolutionaryRebel]

Seller is retarded; will file a claim tomorrow unless chargebacks are more efficient.