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Offline lazerc

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salithus appreciation station
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:57:19 pm »
he was a goober and had/has a fat wife

Offline Ernesto Che Guevara

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2014, 04:53:16 pm »
im gay

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[13:36] <%JT_Jag[GOONS]> let it be known that the goon order of oppression, negligence and sadism does not support the terror happening in the nation of somalia
[13:36] * JT_Jag[GOONS] sets mode: +b *!*@*.*.*.so




Offline kenmorningstar

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2014, 11:05:51 pm »
This thread is going places.

Offline CriminallyStylish

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2014, 07:13:04 pm »
Fat wives give the best BJ's, or so I've heard (learned)

Offline Rey the Great

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2014, 01:02:58 am »
miss u salithus


22:24 &emmabuddie • rey you and your hitler shit

Offline CriminallyStylish

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2014, 08:15:26 pm »

Offline Rey the Great

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2014, 02:56:01 pm »
that's a bit extreme!


22:24 &emmabuddie • rey you and your hitler shit

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2014, 08:33:28 pm »
rey's sig makes me laugh every time i look at it real talk

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2014, 08:34:52 pm »
Fat wives give the best BJ's, or so I've heard (learned)
actually tho the best head i ever got was from a chick who was skinny but had huge tits and also had some weird droopy eyelids or some shit like i don't think she was defective but she looked better with sunglasses on. the head was great but i was too drunk to finish

Offline Rey the Great

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2015, 04:07:25 am »
rey's sig makes me laugh every time i look at it real talk

i have sigs disabled but if it's funny it's probably either a screenshot of a /freelancer post or NLF


22:24 &emmabuddie • rey you and your hitler shit

Offline lazerc

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2015, 05:06:30 pm »
Fat wives give the best BJ's, or so I've heard (learned)
actually tho the best head i ever got was from a chick who was skinny but had huge tits and also had some weird droopy eyelids or some shit like i don't think she was defective but she looked better with sunglasses on. the head was great but i was too drunk to finish
bj update
i got head from a chick who is a fat, also identifies as asexual (lol) and has a tumblr. dome was PhD shit went on for like 40 minutes

Offline CriminallyStylish

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2015, 05:22:03 am »
Hint: She was asexual. Girls who love giving BJ's love giving pleasure and satisfying cock, which makes a god BJ. She obviously did not have a sufficiently burning desire for your meat-rod because of her asexuality

Offline lazerc

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2015, 08:25:36 pm »
Hint: She was asexual. Girls who love giving BJ's love giving pleasure and satisfying cock, which makes a god BJ. She obviously did not have a sufficiently burning desire for your meat-rod because of her asexuality
she ended up receiving the bonehammer anyway. and now she's questioning her asexuality or some shit lol

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Re: salithus appreciation station
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2015, 02:46:41 am »
"asexual" is code for "too fat to fuck"


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