for teh lolz

[King Equinox]

Nation name: none
Ruler name: none
Infra: 0
Tech: 0
Reason for being here: im bored and for teh lolz

somebody give me terms. also, would it be possible for me to get out of ZI after my terms are done, make a new nation, and join gunes?

also, i meant to write "for teh l u l z" (without spaces) and it previews as "for the dicks in my ass"

[Destroyer Goon]

that might be a clue that we don't care for that particular meme.

that might also be a clue you don't fit in and shouldn't try to join

You made a new nation, you aren't on our EoG list anymore

Last time we gave you terms, you didn't do them, why should we now?

[kenmorningstar]

Yeah you should just go away.

[King Equinox]

Last time we gave you terms, you didn't do them, why should we now?

because i'll do my terms this time. i just want a shot at getting to know SA folks. also, whoever the fuck was dumb enough to believe i am 13 should get those dicks in his ass. the only reason why i would like to take an offer to join gunes is because of teh internet saying: "if it's funny, it came from 4chan or SA", and i have been on 4chan since 2009

[Destroyer Goon]

Further evidence that you are 13. Also, neither 4chan nor SA have been relevant in years. hth

since high adjudicators are lazy I will make terms. It will be up to someone else whether these terms are binding

You live in Interzone, Morocco, yet do not appreciate it. I aim to fix this.

TERM 1: Poem

Take a buttload of hash and write a beatnik poem in the style of Ginsberg or Burroughs. It must be at least 450 words, include Methrage and Bear Retrieval Unit, and, most of all, be entertaining.

TERM 2: Performance

Upload a video of yourself giving a live poetry reading at a Moroccan cafe. You must be dressed a stereotypical beatnik, INCLUDING goatee (fake or real), beret, and cigarette (lit is up to you). You must refer to yourself by your username, and dedicate it to Bear Retrieval Unit. There must be an audience, and I would like reaction shots. And, most of all, it should be entertaining.

TERM 3: ART

Create a propaganda poster. It must espouse Moroccan nationalism and Third-World Maoism, as well as include an image of the King of Morocco and an image of  Methrage. The more extreme the better. And, most of all, make it entertaining.

there you go. do your terms.

in conclusion

[King Equinox]

I'll do the Art one. waiting for MrWuss to approve of this, or to give new instructions.

could i get a chance to join GOONS after?

EDIT: can i get out of the group Can't Change Avatar Bitch

[King Equinox]

  i needed the picture

[Destroyer Goon]

mrwuss wouldn't do shit for you, except maybe to spite me for saying this.

literally nothing is stopping you from applying to join our terrible alliance

[King Equinox]

mrwuss wouldn't do shit for you, except maybe to spite me for saying this.

literally nothing is stopping you from applying to join our terrible alliance

ok, i'll get on the art poster now.

last time i applied, i got denied.

[King Equinox]

almost done, ill post tomorrow

[USMC123]

I hope you made a new nation.

[King Equinox]

I hope you made a new nation.

why aren't you in GOONS anymore?? i miss somethin?


IF i were to make a new nation, could I join GOONS?

[roflol]

IF i were to make a new nation, could I join GOONS?

literally nothing is stopping you from applying to join our terrible alliance

I feel like I can respond to any question you have with quotes because you keep asking the same questions. Next question you have, check to see if there is already an answer.

[King Equinox]

IF i were to make a new nation, could I join GOONS?

literally nothing is stopping you from applying to join our terrible alliance

I feel like I can respond to any question you have with quotes because you keep asking the same questions. Next question you have, check to see if there is already an answer.

I was told the EXACT same thing when I had The Phoenix King as ruler, and when I applied, I got denied...

[roflol]

I was told the EXACT same thing when I had The Phoenix King as ruler, and when I applied, I got denied...

Why? Destroyer Goon said I could.

He said you could apply yes.