I'm pretty sure our adjudicators all quit SO
(A: White people) please film yourself rapping with your family and upload it to youtube. song doesn't matter, but probably the more explicit the better. you must all be wearing snuggies
(B: God's dead) write 500 words on the shortcomings of democracy and the follies of free trade on the world market. there must be at least 3 cited references, which are not part of the word count.
(C: its an allegory) Make a comic about a window washer and a group of hooligans who keep fucking up his windows. there should be enough panels to have a story arc of some sort. don't pick this one thinking you can just shit out some stick figures, the art must have some effort put into it