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salithus

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YOU HAVE WON AN AWARD
« on: April 27, 2009, 10:11:45 am »
                                         Yahoo Awards Center
124 Stockport Road, Long sight, Manchester M60 2DB - United
This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Eight Hundred,
Twenty Thousand Great Britain Pounds (?820, 000,00.) for the Prize Promotion
which is organized by YAHOO AWARDS & WINDOWS LIVE.
 
YAHOO collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online,
among The millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail and few from other
e-mail Providers. Ten people are selected monthly to benefit from this
promotion and you Are one of the Selected Winners.
 
PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM
OUR SPONSORS
Winners shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Centre. Yahoo
Prize Award must be claimed no later than 15 days from date of Draw
Notification. Any Prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.
Stated below are your identification numbers:
BATCH NUMBER: MFI/06/APA-43658
REFERE NCE NUMBER: 2006234522
PIN: 1206
 
These numbers fall within=African Location file, you are requested to
contact our Fiduciary agent in South Africa and send your winning
identification numbers to him;
Agent Name: Dr. Ahmad Hemed
E-Mail: yahooawarddept@workmail.co.za Or dr.ahmadhemed@gmail.com
Tel: +27 78 920 2154
You are advised to send the following information to your Claims Agent Dr.
Ahmad Hemed in receipt of this mail to facilitate The release of your fund
to you.
1. Full name...............................
2. Country..................................
 
3. Contact Address.....................
 
4. Telephone And Fax Number.................
5. Marital Status.........................
 
6. Occupation.............................
7. My Date of birth.........
 
8. Sex.................................
9. Bank Account Details:..............
10. Telephone And Fax of Your Bank:..............
11. Copy of your Passport or Drivers Licence:........
Congratulations!! once again.
 
Yours in service,
 
Dr. (Mrs.) Mercy Martins
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WARNING!
Do not tell people about your Prize Award until your money is successfully
handed over to you to Avoid disqualification that may arise from double
claim.
 
You may also receive similar e-mails from people portraying to be other
Organizations or Yahoo Inc . This is solely to collect your personal
information from you and lay claim over your winning. In Event that you
receive any e-mail similar to the notification letter that was sent to you,
Kindly Delete it from your mail box and give no further correspondence to
such person or body.
Yahoo shall not be held responsible for any loss of fund arising from the
above mentioned.

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Re: YOU HAVE WON AN AWARD
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2009, 11:05:47 am »
so someone in manchester administers the african lottery?

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Re: YOU HAVE WON AN AWARD
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2009, 05:26:56 pm »
so someone in manchester administers the african lottery?

That would explain a lot.

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Re: YOU HAVE WON AN AWARD
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2009, 05:29:23 pm »
I wanted to win, goddamnit.

coolanimedad

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Re: YOU HAVE WON AN AWARD
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 01:02:02 am »
Hey Chunky Monkey, you were our old foreign minister, why don't you join us again?

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Re: YOU HAVE WON AN AWARD
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 05:24:43 pm »
Old joke is old.

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Re: YOU HAVE WON AN AWARD
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 07:41:26 pm »
ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
SKYE BANK NIGERIA.

ATTENTION: HONOURABLE BENEFICIARY,


THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR. PRESIDENT, ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YAR 'DUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS TWO THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS DAILY,($2,500Dollars) SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY SENDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO ME IN ORDER TO PROCESS YOUR PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY:

1. FULL NAME
2. PHONE NUMBER
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT BE POSTED TO THE ATM CARD TO (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)
4. A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION


THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $6MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2007/2008. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR ATM PAYMENT.

FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, I CAN BE REACHED ON OR EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTERS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-2020) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

BEST REGARDS,

MR. ANTHONY UKPO
DIRECTOR, ATM PAYMENT
DEPARTMENT SKYE BANK
PHONE: +234-70-31219886
EMAIL: skyebank2341@gmail.com

bigwoody

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Re: YOU HAVE WON AN AWARD
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009, 01:23:50 pm »
You know, you should fuck with them.

Say, string them along until you need them to prove their identity. This requires them, of course, to hold up a sign with a "verification code" so that we know it is really them.

Tenchuu

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Re: YOU HAVE WON AN AWARD
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2009, 06:54:12 pm »
...NO WAY, you guys won, too?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!/1/1/11/1/1   :bravo:
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