Mercy Hall of Fame/Shame

[Beefspari]

If you come here to get peace and then decide we're uncivilized barbarians who "don't really want peace" or our terms are too harsh, allow me to give you a quick tour. We're perfectly reasonable people as long as you do what we ask. We have had plenty of people who fulfill their terms within a few hours and are let go. We also have people who retardedly argue and fuss the whole time, who are usually the ones who say it's our fault. So before you pull a , remember this is all up to you.

Hall of Fame:

• ROBOTIC FISH
• Why Triangles are the Shit
• Spudtech: EoG to Member in 11 Hours
• Guerrillero's Magical Beard Adventure
• Al's a Nice Guy
• Hegemon Draws a Comic About Boobs
• Zetal is Now a Woman
• Wolverine Puts Out Flaming Chinchillas
• ToiletWandXTreme DOES IT ALL
• Stevensbeach draws 100 awesome pictures

Hall of Shame:

• Can't Follow Directions for Five Fucking Pages
• Wants White Peace; No Terms
• nato12 Submits an Unedited Wiki Article as His Essay
• CoJ Writes an Essay for USSR, is Caught
• After Dr Beefstupid CHANGES THE RULES for her, KittyMelissa technically follows them and gets peace but her submission is unfunny shit
• balpador takes four days to register for the Mercy Board, waits until the ceasefire is over, then instead of fulfilling terms, he takes a shit post seriously and pastes a CAD comic (which is too small to even be readable) into his sig expecting that to be good enough, then joins NATO and never posts again.
• nato12 returns. Results still pending.
• Mayor of Gotham: he mad
• Hevinlei (GET IT?) is beautiful and smart
• Nopoleon Dynamite tries to get peace for his alliance, but doesn't follow the rules (1), then rather than fix his post, starts a new thread (2), then changes his bio to say that he has a treaty with GOONS before even given his terms. After being given his terms, he complains he can't access the thread and starts a THIRD thread (3) then abandons his alliance.
• fitadude13... just look at the thread. I don't even know what to say.
• The bipolar trials and tribulations of Equinox

GOONS Hall of Fame:

• Beefspari attacks a protected alliance and then as High War Adjudicator, forgives herself
• SpudTech raids a protected alliance while drunk. Redeems himself with MS Paint
• A mercy Board applicant doesn't quite earn peace, but Chunjee turns the whole thread into amazing awesomeness

GOONS Hall of Shame:

• Mandozer deserts GOONS, comes back, seems cooperative. FIFTEEN PAGES LATER, he gets deleted for ban evasion. Never fulfils terms.
• Velox... just read the thread and see.
• Agni impersonates NpO gov, does a piss-poor Mercy thread, then gets confused, thinks he's been kicked out of the alliance, joins MK, then comes back...
• Dionysus tries to crawl back after joining a micro, eats dog food. Update: he's hiding the video from his adoring fans
  

[dalstrs]

There seems to be a pattern with the hall of shame.

[Beefspari]

Nobody else has failed as badly as him. People tend to just flake.

[nippythefish]

YES.  Glad someone did this.  Thanks for taking the initiative, 'spari.

[magic mountain]

Spari needs a new Gov position, High Priestess of Initiative.

[Dr Beefstupid]

Beefspari already has an initiative bonus of +6. What bonus would that class confer?

[Archanis]

Beefspari already has an initiative bonus of +6. What bonus would that class confer?

+10 to her "losers who hit on you cause lol priestesses are hot" score. And +5 to yuna from FF10 references.

Oh, and +30 for being able to deal with these people with a cold bitch slap. Oddly, however, the priestess of initiative gets no bonus to initiative.

[ChimpMasterFlash (CMF)]

fix your fucking links!

[Dr Beefstupid]

fix your fucking links!

Fixed, you rude fuck.

[ChimpMasterFlash (CMF)]

fix your fucking links!

Fixed, you rude fuck.

 

[Emporer Farts]

The OP now belongs in the Hall of Fame.

[ChimpMasterFlash (CMF)]

and are amazing, find me another filter for this other pic

[mrwuss]

ragedmeth

[Dionysus]

hey jerkdotwad i'm not hiding the video anymore