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Offline Sardonic

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Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« on: June 23, 2010, 11:01:52 pm »

Our first summer was a fruitful one for our diplomatic efforts.  It was in that summer we signed our first two major treaties.  Our two longest and most trusted allies in the game, Umbrella and the Mushroom Kingdom.  MK's advice has helped shape our diplomatic efforts significantly, and Umbrella's tech deals have enriched us significantly.  Together they have helped us tremendously.  Diplomatically they were also the path of least resistance for historical reasons.  Umbrella was made from the remnants of Genmay, who had been a long-time ally of the old GOONS.  MK was (and still is) headed by Archon, who was a friend from Lunar Wars, as well as harboring one of the most important people left from the old GOONS, babyjesus.

Umbrella
Our Treaty with Umbrella was negotiated quicker than I'd ever seen a treaty negotiated before.  We approached them for the treaty.  On our side, Lamuella did the lion's share of the negotiating, on their side, Roquentin and LJ Scott.   This paved the way for Umbrella to become our longest ally, and partner in crime.  In the war with NATO they helped us a great deal in the upper ranks, where we were not able to defend ourselves adequately.  Umbrella have been good friends to us.

Mushroom Kingdom
Our Treaty with MK was signed very quickly by MK standards (or so babyjesus says).  The actual negotiations took place on our forum, and it really was just a matter of posting the images you see in the treaty thread, and them signing off on it.  According to babyjesus, MK are "a mario themed alliance except with focuses on dicks and fascism and not on mario at all and the new hegemony".  MK has a very unique culture, strangely they were formed largely from the remnants of LUE and NAAC, and other AEGIS nations.  MK was started by old GOONS for the purpose of collecting these people as allies in the unjust war.  Their culture has grown and prospered as they have, and they are now viewed as the strongest political force and godliest military empire in CN.

These two treaties marked the start of our diplomatic efforts.  From them we have met more allies, new friends, and so on.  These treaties serve us well, even now.  Signing them was in many ways a proof, that we were legitimate, proof that we could gain and hold allies.

However, it was during this summer that activity in GOONS dropped to its lowest point on record.  Things did not look good, IRC was dwindling and we were somewhat of a mess structurally.  I took matters into my own hands and made one of the greatest appointments ever.  I made Biazt our first banking director.  A position modernly known as 'Dongmaster'.  Biazt has been an enormous help in the maintaining of the alliance.
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Offline BaQuabah

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 11:19:20 am »
We need a pro-prologue for a brief history on the old GOONS, because alot of the shit it seems we got in the history section came from what happened with them.

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 12:52:02 pm »
We need a pro-prologue for a brief history on the old GOONS, because alot of the shit it seems we got in the history section came from what happened with them.
I'm going to be doing this.

Offline Biazt

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2010, 01:29:43 pm »
Proud to serve :toot:



<Hyperion[Sparta]> I NEED COCKS IN ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Offline ktarthan

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2010, 01:33:54 pm »
Umbrella and MK are literally the two best alliances.

Literally.


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Koopa Troopas are the best fucking troopas.

Trying to make a point on the OWF is like trying to swat a fly with your penis. Technically it's possible, but in the end you're just waving your dick around.

Offline Scipio

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2010, 03:29:44 pm »
You are forgetting about the best alliance out there  :milk:.

Offline Roquentin

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2010, 05:22:26 pm »
Umbrella and MK are literally the two best alliances.

Literally.

Agreed.

Also Biazt rules.

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2010, 04:17:26 pm »
We need a pro-prologue for a brief history on the old GOONS, because alot of the shit it seems we got in the history section came from what happened with them.
I'm going to be doing this.

You better mention Drugsup, babbygebus.

Offline Xaranthius

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2010, 02:10:05 am »
Was LJ Scott in LOSS/CDS at one point? I swear I fought him in one of the wars in old GOONS, might have been UJW.

Offline Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2010, 07:56:31 am »
I thought LJ is ex-NPO? He was in TOP at one point.

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2010, 06:15:10 pm »
Let the record show that LJ_Scott went like this:
<LJ_Scott> NPO > TOP > MK > UMB

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2010, 11:16:40 pm »
TOP sounds most familiar, did they declare on GOONS at some point?

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2010, 01:08:54 am »
TOP sounds most familiar, did they declare on GOONS at some point?
Nope. TOP was an ally of GOONS through WUT.

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Re: Chapter 3: Diplomatic Baby Steps
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2010, 02:12:12 pm »
People always forget that I forged all the MK sigs (save from mine, duh, and BJ's) because the rest of the gov't was too slow.
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