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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2010, 04:03:26 am »
Komataguri was a former member of gen[M]ay as well as GOONS, iirc.

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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2010, 07:05:21 am »
Why is this the most read thread on the forum what is wrong with you people.

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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2010, 07:33:47 am »
I guess people really CARE about Captain Henry...

Also, give more storytime please!

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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2010, 07:19:05 pm »
Komataguri was a former member of gen[M]ay as well as GOONS, iirc.
Everyone in gen[M]ay pretty much hated that furry fucker too, afaik.

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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2010, 07:24:32 pm »
Komataguri also got kicked out of LW GOONS for something, I forget.

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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2010, 10:53:46 pm »
I thought it was just for being a downright faggot.
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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2010, 04:41:11 am »
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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2010, 11:25:36 am »
I thought it was just for being a downright faggot.
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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2010, 04:35:55 pm »
Here I'll post for you noobs that don't have :10bux:

Formatting will be fucked because I don't give a fuck and I can't just quote it and copypasta because the thread isn't live.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=108041



He bought a Goonfleet patch. To put on his clothes:

Komataguri posted:

    Seller: Pandari
    Name of item: Goonfleet Patch
    Cost of item: $2.50
    Payment time: Immediately
    Shipping time: Shipped same day
    Misc comments: Very happy with it and fast service.
    Rating: 5/5



He has 3,572 posts on "[H]ard|Forum", which he somehow managed to get banned from:

quote:

    Total Posts: 3,572 (2.58 posts per day)


Uses this as his wallpaper:

(1, 2)

These are some of the titles of sites he's made for YTMND:

Komataguri posted:

    - T3h b00bahz
    - Nigga Stole my bike is an uncle fucker!
    - Michael Jackson Can't touch this.
    - THE ANSWER IS NO!
    - THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE!
    - ZOMG BOYS R T3H WINZ!
    - Gay for the win!
    - Goatse > LemonParty


This is his latest posted comment on YTMND:

Komataguri posted:

    YOU WIN THE INTARW3B~!!


Here are some more of his posts on the same website:

Komataguri posted:

    GUNDAM SEED DESTINY FOR THE WIN!!! 5!!!


Komataguri posted:

    Voluptuous Asian Goodness. 5 for you good sir, and a masturbation for me.




Komataguri posted:

    Eiken isn't Hentai, its Ecchi...you ignorant imbecile. 5'd ^_^


This is a series of posts he's made on the Something Awful Shadowbane off-site forum. Note that said forum does not have the Something Awful emoticons pack:

Komataguri posted:

    Oh Noes Teh Sevar Is Down

Komataguri posted:

    And they've successfully used his credit card 40 times so far.

Komataguri posted:

Komataguri posted:

    I read the vent MOTD

Komataguri posted:

    IF any of the Minobarbs natpsec gear comes up during random rolling please let me know kthnxbi


Has 5,925 posts on an Anime forum. Where he enjoys posting hilarious 4chan image macros, and uses this avatar:


Another image he's used in his signature:


And posts stuff like this:

Komataguri posted:

    Incest.


    if you can't keep it in your pants, atleast keep it in your family.




Komataguri posted:


    ZOMG IS DAT SUM LAWLZ?


He has 1,466 on a forum called "AnimeSuki", where he uses this as his signature:


Proud of farting in public places:

Komataguri posted:

    So I ripped one on her. After a few seconds, teh whole library smelled like someone dumped raw sewage and 40tons of roadkill in the place. I never felt so proud.


This is what he refers to himself as:

Komataguri posted:

    As GOONS Minister of Awesome I welcome all new recruits, and strongly urge those on the fence to join.


    We have mudkips...and trust me, You'll like these mudkips.


He bought a Goonfleet patch. To put on his clothes:

Komataguri posted:

    Seller: Pandari
    Name of item: Goonfleet Patch
    Cost of item: $2.50
    Payment time: Immediately
    Shipping time: Shipped same day
    Misc comments: Very happy with it and fast service.
    Rating: 5/5



That sums it up pretty well imo.
(Smitty) +10 for the Corgi
(&Yersinia) welp hello new best friend

(mrwuss) i dont mind white people
(mrwuss) but mexicans fucking stink

(crazedscot) hello sarafina
(crazedscot) my internet nemesis

(OrangeAvenger) Its not incest if its with a dog

I remember when I first saw that thread, subtitled "The Beginning of the End." My hands literally shook for 10-15 minutes as I let the realization of the impact it would have on the cyberverse set in on me.

Dear diary, I've been meaning to tell you something insanely private. But darest I?! I... love... to... grrr!

...fill my bathtub full of milk and sit in it like I'm a magic angel. There, I said it. The white of the milk is so dense that when I poke my little toes up from under the milk, they startle me and I giggle. I giggle, diary! They're my own toes, yet I giggle. And then I fall asleep. And the milk curdles and I get all stinky and sticky. Disgusting, diary. I'm disgusting! I'm disgusting! I'm disgusting and I smell like curdled milk.







 

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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2010, 07:41:34 pm »
Komataguri posted:

    I generally wipe three times.


    and I always look at the paper.


    It is my triumph over evil, and I shall savour my glorious conquest.



    Sometimes I take a perfect shit tho, and dosn't need to be wiped...other times [ after mexican food ] I can go through two whole rolls of toilet paper.

Komataguri posted:

    About to kill my stupid spic neighbors because I've just about had it with them playing that fucking shit music so fucking loud, specially now when I come back from running all over town trying to find a fucking lab to do my bloodtest at because no fucking ignorant fucking cunt that works at any of them can find my fucking veins


    I havn't eaten any all day because this bloodtest requird fasting, and they acually have the nerve to get pissy with me because I have a fucking attitude about their dumb mexicunts not being able to find the fucking vein.

    Komataguri posted:

        I'm not a racist, but I do have a strong bias against those that live around me, Worthless fucking beaner scum.

Later in the helldump thread about him he started sperging-
"I stopped being that about..the time the doc put me on the meds. Which goes to show only mentally imbalanced fuckwhores could stomach that japanofaggotry. "

also more quotes from other forums he was postin in.

quote:

    Yet another case of " zomg teh gangbanger shot sumone with his stolen pistol, LETS MAKE GUNZ ILLEGALZ KTHNXPLZ "
    All this does is hinder a legitimate, law abiding citizens right to defend himself from some (here was an image macro called faggot.gif) scum who is using a stolen handgun with the digits filed off.

quote:

    Id rather bring an 8 year old malaysian whore with me.

    Depending on the island I could legally fuck her too

quote:

    i have the things which live in my beard.

    The fuzz that sticks to your chin after going down on your cousin is not considered a beard.

Komataguri posted:

    God I fucking hate people, and ebay.

    Can't even trust people who have 100% feedback on it anymore!

    Share your storys about why ebay is a festering pile of mexican shit.

This part is just lol.

Pickle Pie posted:

    What the hell is 517underground and why did you post in a thread titled "Fucking shitloads of beastiality porn"?

    The site looks pretty horrible considering the avatars and sigs used there. Don't click unless you can handle bleeding lady bits and kitten hammering. http://517underground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3115
« Last Edit: July 23, 2010, 07:51:30 pm by Tristesse »
(Smitty) +10 for the Corgi
(&Yersinia) welp hello new best friend

(mrwuss) i dont mind white people
(mrwuss) but mexicans fucking stink

(crazedscot) hello sarafina
(crazedscot) my internet nemesis

(OrangeAvenger) Its not incest if its with a dog

I remember when I first saw that thread, subtitled "The Beginning of the End." My hands literally shook for 10-15 minutes as I let the realization of the impact it would have on the cyberverse set in on me.

Dear diary, I've been meaning to tell you something insanely private. But darest I?! I... love... to... grrr!

...fill my bathtub full of milk and sit in it like I'm a magic angel. There, I said it. The white of the milk is so dense that when I poke my little toes up from under the milk, they startle me and I giggle. I giggle, diary! They're my own toes, yet I giggle. And then I fall asleep. And the milk curdles and I get all stinky and sticky. Disgusting, diary. I'm disgusting! I'm disgusting! I'm disgusting and I smell like curdled milk.







 

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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2010, 08:05:11 pm »
Ok last double post but this is good.  it's a post from Helsbector quoting the old goons forums and various koma posts he made on there which eventually prompted us to ban him AND delete his entire posting history.

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    Komataguri @ May 1 2007, 03:09 PM
    I'm not as young as I once was, and it gnaws at me to think of what I have lost. When the wind blows I feel a touch of cold, when I look down people can glimpse a patch of skin. I've tried the special shampoos, I've ordered things from magazines and late night infomercials, a futile attempt to push back the inevitable. It's only a matter of time before I end up like my Father, an old man at the age of 40, balancing a piece of rug on top of my head and hoping no one will notice everything that I have lost. I strive to fight off these dark thoughts, and I dream of luxurious fur and long flowing hair. I made the suit to protect myself, to hide from the world, from the future and from the past. When I put on the suit, I become someone else. When I'm wearing that mask, no one can see my face, no one can see my wrinkles, or that empty spot at the back of my head. They can't see me crying under the mask.


quote:

    Komataguri @ May 4 2007, 02:02 PM

    I masturbate to cartoons! Human pussy is warm and icky.


quote:

    Komataguri @ May 4 2007, 12:02 AM

    I AM NOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING FURRY WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU JEWFAGS GET THE FUCKING IDEA THAT I WAS A MOTHER FUCKING FURFAG?!

    Is Nice @ May 4 2007, 12:31 AM

    We are well aware that you have oedipal tendencies.

    Now go screw a squirell

    P.S. Just fucking with ya. Like you did to that rabbit last night.

    Komataguri @ May 4 2007, 08:44 AM

    Bestiality is not furfaggotry.

    Crapolia @ May 4 2007, 9:32 AM

    it is when you're wearing a fursuit you fucking sicko


quote:

    Komataguri @ May 5 2007, 04:58 PM

    There is only one song on my playlist now


    Dragon Force - Fury of the storm.


    You ever had a song that you had to listen to, and for some reason you just had to listen to it over nad over again without it ever getting old?

    Thats the way it is for this song.

quote:

    Komataguri @ May 6 2007, 12:29 AM

    Yippy, You got an over priced, over hyped piece of plastic.


    I guess the fact that you only paid 3 dollars for it makes you more sane than the fucktard neo-hipster faggots who pay full price for it.


quote:

    (Yakaisaru @ May 6 2007, 04:41 AM
    To be honest Komataguri, I think you're alright you just need to chill with your posting frequency and gimmicks

    QUOTE
    10.1 posts per day
(Smitty) +10 for the Corgi
(&Yersinia) welp hello new best friend

(mrwuss) i dont mind white people
(mrwuss) but mexicans fucking stink

(crazedscot) hello sarafina
(crazedscot) my internet nemesis

(OrangeAvenger) Its not incest if its with a dog

I remember when I first saw that thread, subtitled "The Beginning of the End." My hands literally shook for 10-15 minutes as I let the realization of the impact it would have on the cyberverse set in on me.

Dear diary, I've been meaning to tell you something insanely private. But darest I?! I... love... to... grrr!

...fill my bathtub full of milk and sit in it like I'm a magic angel. There, I said it. The white of the milk is so dense that when I poke my little toes up from under the milk, they startle me and I giggle. I giggle, diary! They're my own toes, yet I giggle. And then I fall asleep. And the milk curdles and I get all stinky and sticky. Disgusting, diary. I'm disgusting! I'm disgusting! I'm disgusting and I smell like curdled milk.







 

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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2010, 01:59:54 pm »
Komataguri was a former member of gen[M]ay as well as GOONS, iirc.
Everyone in gen[M]ay pretty much hated that furry fucker too, afaik.

Komataguri came in the Genmay group when they first invaded. No one really liked him, and he would consistently attack small nations. He started asking for aid, and our rule was you didn't get aid unless you set yourself up in a trade circle, to which he replied "I AM THE SWORD AND SHIELD OF GENMAY, I PUT MY NATIONS UP TO DEFEND, AND NOW GENMAY WON'T AID ME." Eventually, he left to join GOONS because he wouldn't get his way.

Faggot.

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Re: What happened to Captain Henry?
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2010, 11:12:55 am »
I found this, which was the penalty Captain Henry meted out when I had the temerity to post in a SL thread on the old GOONS forum:



I fucked up and saved a tiny version over the original, but it reads "We consecrate our [garbled] and our sleds to the glory of Hotel and the wisdom of Capn Henry"

He accepted the offering.

Also Koma, ew...
Hey, how come only some of my wars let me do two up NS charts?  I have one expired war I can do that with (and two no), but when I chart the guy I'm fighting I only see his NS?

It's because your cock is so much bigger than his, the game can't put them on the same scale.
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