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Author Topic: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue  (Read 1389 times)

Offline babyjesus

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2011, 10:38:24 pm »
This thread makes me feel old now. And fuck you for reminding me of Komataguri, I was hoping to forget about that idiot forever. What next, bringing up Balthier?

Oh, too late.
Fuck you, I had forgotten about him.

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Offline Sykic

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2011, 10:54:52 pm »
 :byodood:
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Offline MandozerTheGreat

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2011, 11:17:47 pm »
Chriserin. Don't forget chriserin.

Offline Sardonic

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2011, 12:51:23 am »
did anybody mention DAsquirrel yet

Offline MandozerTheGreat

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2011, 02:02:28 am »
no but that rings a bell. can't forget good ole zero1

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2011, 02:02:47 am »
Or the million times I got kicked out and let back into goons.

Offline Chief Savage Man

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2011, 05:37:18 am »
one time when i was shitfaced i read zero1's posts out loud to my other drunk friends who couldn't get enough of it for some reason

Offline Tristesse

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2011, 10:24:47 am »
fuck, I just typed up this longass post about dumb white guy and how he joined goons because it was hilarious and my favorite recruitment of all time and then my aircard died and lost the post.
(Smitty) +10 for the Corgi
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(mrwuss) i dont mind white people
(mrwuss) but mexicans fucking stink

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(crazedscot) my internet nemesis

(OrangeAvenger) Its not incest if its with a dog

I remember when I first saw that thread, subtitled "The Beginning of the End." My hands literally shook for 10-15 minutes as I let the realization of the impact it would have on the cyberverse set in on me.

Dear diary, I've been meaning to tell you something insanely private. But darest I?! I... love... to... grrr!

...fill my bathtub full of milk and sit in it like I'm a magic angel. There, I said it. The white of the milk is so dense that when I poke my little toes up from under the milk, they startle me and I giggle. I giggle, diary! They're my own toes, yet I giggle. And then I fall asleep. And the milk curdles and I get all stinky and sticky. Disgusting, diary. I'm disgusting! I'm disgusting! I'm disgusting and I smell like curdled milk.







 

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2011, 12:47:29 pm »
fuck, I just typed up this longass post about dumb white guy and how he joined goons because it was hilarious and my favorite recruitment of all time and then my aircard died and lost the post.

I still maintain the fact that I am whiter than him, but not as dumb.

Offline babyjesus

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2011, 06:03:27 pm »
Definitely a good story worth telling. NATO was still mad months later about that $1.4m he stole, mad enough to declare war on us and send threatening messages to DWG in the UJW.

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Offline nowa

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2011, 10:55:03 pm »
I trolled Drugsup a bit today. Felt pretty good.

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2011, 12:35:21 pm »
I remember being in CDS from late 2006 until GWII, when GOONS fucked us up. Then I was just like "fuck this" and joined GOONS with Alastor's help once I got ZI'ed. Good times back then. I can only imagine the continued retardation I would have been subject to if I had stayed on the other side.

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Re: The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving: A Prologue to a Prologue
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2011, 08:45:26 pm »
I remember being in CDS from late 2006 until GWII, when GOONS fucked us up. Then I was just like "fuck this" and joined GOONS with Alastor's help once I got ZI'ed. Good times back then. I can only imagine the continued retardation I would have been subject to if I had stayed on the other side.

I was in CDS for a week when I joined in January of '07.  Decided they were too fucking retarded to stay...that's when I found GOONS.  We then proceeded to fuck up Fark, and then CDS.  It was glorious.



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