GOONland Security Accords
aka Trash Can Accords, aka Rogue Response Something Something, aka The Roguely Security Act, aka Etc
The Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism, vowing to defend itself from aggressive attacks by hostile parties, decrees the following:
I. Any nation that initiates attacks on a Goon, regardless of alliance affiliation or the lack thereof, may be countered on to GOONS' fullest abilities.
II. GOONS will only counter on an aggressor nation and not on others in their alliance or alliance affiliation, if either exists.
III. GOONS will recognize a cessation of hostilities with an aggressor nation at the former's discretion and on the former's terms.
